Heebie-geebie is bossy and judgmental. She lives on a river in central Texas with her cats and her fancy boyfriend Jammies, who is not one of her cats. Stop saying that. He's not.

During the day she tries to undo the damage that the TAKS test has wreaked on Texas college students' grasp of math. By night she plays soccer and writes songs, which you may find on her personal blog, here, along with the drivel not fit to publish on a fine blog like Unfogged.

Aw, she loves you too! No, you're the best! YOU ARE!