Re: Damn Racket

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My winners from last month:

1. how to find a clitorious (pinged on a commenter going by the name of The Clitorious R.I.C.)

2. Geek Orthodox Easter

3. Al Gore drinks blood

I suspect searcher #1 left unsatisfied as well, to say nothing of his significant other.

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You know what they say: "silent night, holy night."

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Gary, wish I'd thought to include that in the post.

And doesn't "clitorious" sound a lot more, you know, glorious, than plain old "clitoris?" Don't male and female sexual organs need new, attractive names?

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Don't male and female sexual organs need new, attractive names?

"Doctor, I have this pain in my left testacular."

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"penis" should definately be lengthened

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Wow. "Testacular" is earth-shattering. Vulvacious, even.

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