First of all, if you're in love with the divine Ms. Parker, why do you call her "Louse"? That's not a very endearing term of endearment.
And second, given your professions of love, why sigh about her breakup with the unfortunately surnamed Billy? She's back on the market, Bob, go for the rebound!
See I think one of the endearing things about our little Louse is that she seems like the type who would go for the chess club schlubs or other cerebral types instead of the jocks. Think Josh Lyman on West Wing. (And he didn't have a record contract either . . .)
First of all, if you're in love with the divine Ms. Parker, why do you call her "Louse"? That's not a very endearing term of endearment.
And second, given your professions of love, why sigh about her breakup with the unfortunately surnamed Billy? She's back on the market, Bob, go for the rebound!
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 12- 8-03 1:35 PM
1. Oops! Corrected. Sorry, MLP!
2. Aw, she'd never go to the prom with a chess-club schlub like me...
Posted by Bob | Link to this comment | 12- 8-03 1:45 PM
I dunno, Bob. Matthew Sweet had a go with Winona Ryder and he practically screams chess-club schlub. All you need is a record contract.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 12- 8-03 2:20 PM
See I think one of the endearing things about our little Louse is that she seems like the type who would go for the chess club schlubs or other cerebral types instead of the jocks. Think Josh Lyman on West Wing. (And he didn't have a record contract either . . .)
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 12- 8-03 3:15 PM