Re: Kucinich in a Tree

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We need to send Dennis a t-shirt that says something like I Ran for President and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt. Well, and a Blind Date Too, So I Guess That's Cool.

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2

According to the story, "she lives with her boyfriend, Robert, in New Jersey."

This is the best he can do? The best choice for a date out of the 80 women who applied is someone who isn't even available? What must the rest of them be like?

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3

Holy cripe, I didn't read that! This would be embarrassing for someone running for city council. Oh Dennis.

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4

Well, at least we know he kept his rational faculties during the date, if you know what I mean. (Sorry, but it's what we were all thinking...)

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5

Not that I like the guy as a candidate, but to be fair to Dennis, he didn't pick her, voters on a website (set up by someone else, not Dennis) did.

The article said that out of 20,00 votes, Ms. Santore got 51%. That seems suspiciously high to me. I wonder if her profile mentioned her boyfriend Robert . . .

I guess you can give Kucinich points for being a good sport and playing along, but then I also guess he didn't have much to lose.

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6

To be fair to Dennis, he's a complete nutjob who isn't really running for President, no matter what his web site says.

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7

Oh yeah, he's definitely a nutjob. But we didn't need this contest to tell us that.

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8

To be fair to Dennis, he's still upset by the way his Uncle Bilbo behaved at the birthday party.

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