Re: let's make an awkward situation worse, shall we?

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Now this is in poor taste.

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You're right-- how could she? I bet she carries the 20-sided die in her pocket at all times. Saving throw against the Salon Monster!

Sadly, I'm pretty sure that a saving throw is 3d6, not 1d20. Please kill me.

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I can't kill you FL; some things you just have to do for yourself.

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That fills me with the can-do spirit. Since "my big fat fiancee" was a hit, think we can convince the House of Cheney to let us film the thanksgiving dinner?

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No, saving throw uses the d20, fontana. If it's any consolation, I undertand Cheney herself uses the 'Tower of Iron Will' to block this stuff out.

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By Isaac of the Jug, you've bested me!

You've made a grown man cry with the phrase "tower of iron will," though. Good work.

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