Dude, if you go on a date with her, and blog it in real time, that would bring instapundit-like numbers, I can feel it. Blogging your subsequent life together, not so much. But the date would be hilarious.
The rest is entertaining (obligatory dumb, boorish comment: I'd hit that), but Mitch is right - Kinkade is the dealbreaker, in the biggest way possible. It's like saying her favorite wine is Bartles & Jaymes Fuzzy Navel Cooler.
I'm not clear on what "I would tone down a bit" means. Does she mean slimming and firming or that she's currently a little too out there and wacky for her own comfort?
Never mind the sex, her favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade! Oh the humanity!!
And I don't mind Anglea Lansbury, but that's her favorite actress?? WTF??? Plus she doesn't look like Minnie Driver, she looks like Deanna Troi.
I love the "favorite kabob restaurant" question though, and the "attitude toward Bill Clinton" one.
Still and all, Ogged, I wish you a lifetime of happiness together.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 4:50 PM
Mitch, blithely sending me to my personal hell...
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 6:49 PM
I did it because I could.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 7:24 PM
The site's now down til 4am tomorrow. I'm going to have to set my alarm.
Can't wait to meet her, Ogged. Will you be bringing her by the site?
Posted by girl27 | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 8:10 PM
Do I hear "threesome?"
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 8:12 PM
hahaha!
....
Well, Mitch?
Posted by girl27 | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 8:16 PM
Dude, if you go on a date with her, and blog it in real time, that would bring instapundit-like numbers, I can feel it. Blogging your subsequent life together, not so much. But the date would be hilarious.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 06-27-04 9:28 PM
Also, her family would have to kill my family for generations.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 12:22 AM
Up side: world peace, loves cooking
down side: Angela Lansbury?!
As R Kelly remarked, it's like murder, she wrote once I get you out them clothes. After marriage, of course.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 6:35 AM
Do I hear "threesome?"
Well, Mitch?
I don't hear anything.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 7:51 AM
The rest is entertaining (obligatory dumb, boorish comment: I'd hit that), but Mitch is right - Kinkade is the dealbreaker, in the biggest way possible. It's like saying her favorite wine is Bartles & Jaymes Fuzzy Navel Cooler.
I'm not clear on what "I would tone down a bit" means. Does she mean slimming and firming or that she's currently a little too out there and wacky for her own comfort?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 4:07 PM
I was puzzled by "tone down" too. But, frankly, I'm most disturbed by the fact that you spelled "Jaymes" correctly.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 4:10 PM
I was in junior high school once.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 6:09 PM
The box of wine is on me, apostropher.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 9:25 PM
What are you wearing?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-28-04 10:39 PM
The painter of light.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 1:11 PM
Didn't Kinkade do all the map artwork for Heroes of Might and Magic?
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-29-04 2:22 PM