Re: John Edwards, call your office

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Ahh, the winds of fashion. The time was when every young girl longed for thin hips, thin lips, and a flat butt.

Pump it out, pump it in.

I have to wonder where the burns came from, though. Were the surgeons pumping the implants full of TNT?

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Hold everything-- this story is from the Weekly World News. Yahoo apparently prints it with a disclaimer (or at least an indication) about its source.

I knew this was too good to be true....damn.

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Batboy strikes again.

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Seriously. I wonder if Hillary's alien lover p'lod will speak in Boston.

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