Re: Purple

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Here's mine. Shading toward red. What is this, a liberal parody site?

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Brisket's beef, brah. And it's good with barbecue sauce, which apparently makes me a Republican. Go fig.

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I eat brisket with horseradish (and also with carrots and pearl onions, apparently both blue), but "horseradish aioli"? I think not.

If I were an interviewer I wouldn't care what kind of earrings a woman wore, but I said pearl studs because it's an etiquetty kind of question and that's an etiquetty kind of answer. I know what Sam's Club is because I've read several metafilter threads denouncing Wal Mart, what the 8th commandment prohibits because of the simpsons, and who wrote revelations for a variety of entirely secular reasons. This quiz might as well have told me what kind of Hummel figurine I am.

FWIW I was in the middle.

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[redacted]

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Oddly, the test tells me that, again, I am Ogged: center, leaning toward red, but my reaction is basically like Ben's. I would have been more impressed had they asked me to name some of the Quad City DJs. Slightly disturbing: I kept reading the question as "8th amendment" and became totally confused.

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I was dead center, and I grew up in Cambridge.

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