Re: Even David Jones did more

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yTi, LaTi, WaStreJo, BoGlo, ChiTri, PhiInqui, InHeTri, and UsaTo

FoLa hates you.

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"...He was the head football cheerleader his senior year....."

That part I know I've read in every one of those papers, and have read a million times for years.

The Torqueys, not so much.

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Frothing Bush-hater that I am, I was rather hoping that Shrub had played cowbell with the Torqueys. Fellow fans of Will Farrell will know what I'm refering to; if you aren't, suffice to say that "Shrub playing cowbell" potentially combines two of Farrell's most hilarious SNL portrayals. Comedic spontaneous combustion would have been a real possibility.

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You're going to want more cowbell!

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quite right: bush needs more cowbell.

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Christopher Walken for Vice-President!

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i wonder who i'd be more intimidates by, bound to a chair in a dimmly lit room. *shudder*

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The Gimp.

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The Gimp.

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Ahem. I believe it's Davy Jones.

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Rumsfeld would be SO good at that! ..."This here's the Gimp..."

I picture Cheney as the Gimp.

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I thought it was David Jones who clearly did much more.

I really didn't want to picture Bush in a Ziggy outfit.

Where did I put that mental bleach . . .

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Putting Bush in a Ziggy outfit is the only thing that could possibly improve this.

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