Re: Gotta run!

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I think NYT is being too harsh: this is just a clever way of enlisting a prop in your lie. Besides, what could you say to a date-- without any outside help, mind you-- that gets you out of the situation & comes off better than "I hate you"?

Chivalry not dead: I just stay 'til the end of dinner.

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I agree -- too harsh. Also, what keeps the duped date from saying, "Oh, let me drive you."

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I can't wait until Ogged's date's cell phone rings.

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Hello?

Bill Laimbeer?

Right now!?

Sorry Ogged, you understand...

[Ogged found next morning, hanging from a Bad Boys penant by the neck...]

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Phenomenal. If only I knew a woman who could set you up, as it were.

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6

It's seriously a lot cheaper just to actually have a friend call you.

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Don't miss the bigger point - a PhD in Language will get you one fifth of a gig writing excuses for bailing out on a bad date.

Now who says that the economy isn't creating new jobs?!

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Yes, because who knows better how to get rid of a date than a professional linguist? "Then I started reading about the lambda calculus...What? You have to go? But I haven't even told my favorite Paul Postal anecdote yet!"

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I dunno. "Professional linguist" sounds really sexy. Better than "professional phallicist."

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There's a response having to do with the phrase "Y combinator" waiting to be made to FL's comment, but I'm not sure quite how to make it....

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I'll x-bar you, punk!

Ok, I'm out.

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Oh, and do linguists really use the lambda calculus? Is Noam Chomsky a mad good unlambda programmer?

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