Re: Categories

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I think you should file this one under, "she still wants me," or "my ex is looking for an excuse to see my willy one more time," category. On a related note: Can a birthmark appear later in life, or does it have to be born with you, hence the name? Just curious!

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Well, do you?

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Not bent, no birthmark.

Can this blog sink any lower?

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sure.

She didn't already know??

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Michael, I'm pretty sure that's the point: she should have known, but "forgot." Or whatever. LOL.

Ogged, it's always, always, possible to descend to new depths. Liveblogging the debate, and talking about your penis. Let me think about more mortifying things for you to talk about, and get back to you. I feel like Satan, here. Or maybe Eve. In fact, I am eating a baked apple as I type this....

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It's too bad you don't have the bend or the spots, Ogged. Because that'd be even more stuff you have in common with Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson.

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I'm starting a pool for how long it will take Unfogged to implode. I give them a week.

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This happened to me once. I mean I asked someone I had recently had a one-night stand with if in fact she had a piercing in her nether regions. I felt guilty and silly about it for about a second, and then realized she was about to blow me off completely so it worked to my advantage that I looked slightly careless and unobservant.

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