I need a cape! Calling for a breathable polyester cape!
Interesting what your ex says; I'm pretty sure most of my male friends have made the switch to boxer-briefs. I think it's time for a poll of all six people who will be reading the site tomorrow.
In some cases because we've talked about it; in others because we really have shared a hotel room. Unf, as I recall from our recent Alaska trip, is a boxers guy.
Proffgrrl, if I didn't know, I wouldn't be able to say "you know, ogged or ben wolfson, those would look great on my bedroom floor."
In all seriousness, I love boxer-briefs. Briefs make me feel strange, out of sorts, icky; boxers don't give the support I crave (or, to be more blunt, they don't give the support my epididymal cyst craves).
well, I'm going to bust in on John's privacy here and let slip that he's a boxers man. I had one bf who was skinny and wore tightie-whities. it was kins sexy, in a goofy way.
So, this is a pretty good example of how people's minds work: when I read Fontana's "one syllable" comment, I just assumed he meant something like "lunch" and "launch," and it didn't even occur to me that he'd said something imprecise.
(Poll Builder polls don't break the site, but have a five option limit. Blogpoll breaks the site, but allows many more options.)
I'm frightened that I fall in ogged's definition of the cool kids. I guess I'll be sitting around O'hare debating sarbanes oxley soon. If the other cool kids would only invite me.
I wear boxer briefs. Yesterday, the missus took us to a spa place in Raleigh to have strangers do all manner of lovely things to us, and the end of my package was a foot massage. I was sitting in the big vibrating chair with my feet in the little massaging bath, waiting for the young woman to come in who would be seated about the level of an airport shoeshine guy, when a dreadful thought occurred to me.
Through the rest of the massage I found it nearly impossible to relax for making sure the bathrobe was sufficiently draped between my legs, which was no sure thing as my legs kept getting lifted and moved around. If I had really thought about the logistics of the operation, I'd have taken greater care in the morning not to pick a pair of underwear with a hole blown out in the crotch. How you like deez nuts, ma'am?
You are allowed to retire, or, perhaps, repurpose, underwear that is no longer protecting your nuts, or other people from your nuts, as the case may be.
Death to tinyurl! Seriously, what's the point here? It's meant for plaintext media (Usenet and email, back in the golden age), not actual links, unless you're trying to expose someone to the talented mr goatse.
I wear tighty whitis. I am 11 years old. But my mom only likes me in briefs. I hate that. Once i wore boxers to school and it felt comfertable. But my mom found out. So when im 16 i will shop for my own clothes. I will defentilty wear boxers and nothing else!!!
i am 12 and i wear boxer briefs. i like them because they look cool to droop in and my penis won't pop out. i never thought about never wearing underwear because if i levae my fly open then y penis and testicles will fall out. it dosent hurt when boys get kicked n the balls either way. it would not be cool if my pants fell down because i have hair on my penis
boxer briefs are cool. they are better than boxers because if you where boxers and you are walking around you penis could come out and everyone would see. i remember one time i kicked this girl in the vagina and i hurt her really bad
boxer briefs are cool. they are better than boxers because if you where boxers and you are walking around you penis could come out and everyone would see. i remember one time i kicked this girl in the vagina and i hurt her really bad
well, ogged, you're a heck of a lot closer to panty blogging than me :)
but boxer-briefs? why not plain boxers?
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 12-24-04 10:45 PM
That picture of the boxer-briefs, even sans model, is a bit much, isn't it? I hesitated, but pseudonymity has its advantages.
Anyway, I wore boxers for years, but they ride up; all the cool kids wear boxer briefs.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-24-04 10:51 PM
When I pulled up the photo the first thing I thought was "By golly, Ogged must think he's a superhero!"
I've never had a boxer-brief guy. All boxers. I just asked ex and he said he has no problems with them riding up.
And as for tighty-wh ... no, let's not even go there. Need not apply.
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 12-24-04 11:30 PM
I need a cape! Calling for a breathable polyester cape!
Interesting what your ex says; I'm pretty sure most of my male friends have made the switch to boxer-briefs. I think it's time for a poll of all six people who will be reading the site tomorrow.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-24-04 11:35 PM
Dare I ask how you know what your male friends are wearing on their bottoms?
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 12-24-04 11:45 PM
In some cases because we've talked about it; in others because we really have shared a hotel room. Unf, as I recall from our recent Alaska trip, is a boxers guy.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-24-04 11:48 PM
Proffgrrl, if I didn't know, I wouldn't be able to say "you know, ogged or ben wolfson, those would look great on my bedroom floor."
In all seriousness, I love boxer-briefs. Briefs make me feel strange, out of sorts, icky; boxers don't give the support I crave (or, to be more blunt, they don't give the support my epididymal cyst craves).
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 2:19 AM
I've been told that, in Irish, the IRA slogan "our day will come" is one syllable away from "our lunch will come." If this is true, it is fantastic.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 2:30 AM
well, I'm going to bust in on John's privacy here and let slip that he's a boxers man. I had one bf who was skinny and wore tightie-whities. it was kins sexy, in a goofy way.
Posted by belle waring | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 3:02 AM
Given that "lunch" and "day" are each one syllable, that's true in English too, oder?
(So how come this poll hasn't broken the site theme?)
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 8:53 AM
So, this is a pretty good example of how people's minds work: when I read Fontana's "one syllable" comment, I just assumed he meant something like "lunch" and "launch," and it didn't even occur to me that he'd said something imprecise.
(Poll Builder polls don't break the site, but have a five option limit. Blogpoll breaks the site, but allows many more options.)
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 9:43 AM
That would be one phoneme apart, I guess.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 11:08 AM
Stylish gender-specific clothing will still, however, get one laid.
(Abstaining on the underwear commentary, though I'm tempted to weigh in...)
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 11:56 AM
Boxer briefs for me.
I'm frightened that I fall in ogged's definition of the cool kids. I guess I'll be sitting around O'hare debating sarbanes oxley soon. If the other cool kids would only invite me.
Posted by cw | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 12:50 PM
I wear boxer briefs. Yesterday, the missus took us to a spa place in Raleigh to have strangers do all manner of lovely things to us, and the end of my package was a foot massage. I was sitting in the big vibrating chair with my feet in the little massaging bath, waiting for the young woman to come in who would be seated about the level of an airport shoeshine guy, when a dreadful thought occurred to me.
Through the rest of the massage I found it nearly impossible to relax for making sure the bathrobe was sufficiently draped between my legs, which was no sure thing as my legs kept getting lifted and moved around. If I had really thought about the logistics of the operation, I'd have taken greater care in the morning not to pick a pair of underwear with a hole blown out in the crotch. How you like deez nuts, ma'am?
Kinda laid a damper on the experience...
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:15 PM
You are allowed to retire, or, perhaps, repurpose, underwear that is no longer protecting your nuts, or other people from your nuts, as the case may be.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:20 PM
What is it with Carolinians and nuts-as-instruments-of-aggression, anyway?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:22 PM
repurpose??!
Posted by the verbing noun | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:25 PM
What is it with Carolinians and nuts-as-instruments-of-aggression, anyway?
Um, first I've heard of it. Am I missing something?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:39 PM
This from the guy who posted nuts-in-the-face pictures here a few weeks ago?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:45 PM
I meant reporpoise, of course.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-25-04 10:49 PM
Under jeans? Boy's boxer briefs. Comfy, comfy.
Posted by girl27 | Link to this comment | 12-26-04 12:21 AM
I'm finding that unaccountably hot, 27. Bonus points for making "comfy" sound salacious.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-26-04 12:27 AM
Unaccountably hot? Wasn't that a Cole Porter tune that just didn't make it?
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 12-26-04 12:51 AM
No, you're thinking of "Inexplicably Complex."
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 12-26-04 12:54 AM
This from the guy who posted nuts-in-the-face pictures here a few weeks ago?
Oh yeah, right. Um, I've got no explanation.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-26-04 8:40 AM
only boxers for me i sleep in boxers i walk around the house in my boxers nothing else for me
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 12-27-04 10:33 AM
What is this, the blog version of "what are you wearing?"?
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 12-27-04 11:47 AM
Death to tinyurl! Seriously, what's the point here? It's meant for plaintext media (Usenet and email, back in the golden age), not actual links, unless you're trying to expose someone to the talented mr goatse.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 03-27-05 12:57 AM
My bad. At the time I didn't know they were recycled, and was having fun with them. No more, not to worry.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 03-27-05 12:59 AM
I wear tighty whitis. I am 11 years old. But my mom only likes me in briefs. I hate that. Once i wore boxers to school and it felt comfertable. But my mom found out. So when im 16 i will shop for my own clothes. I will defentilty wear boxers and nothing else!!!
Posted by Anomines | Link to this comment | 04-20-05 3:50 PM
boxer briefs r cool
Posted by Neil Kuisell | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 11:20 AM
i am 12 and i wear boxer briefs. i like them because they look cool to droop in and my penis won't pop out. i never thought about never wearing underwear because if i levae my fly open then y penis and testicles will fall out. it dosent hurt when boys get kicked n the balls either way. it would not be cool if my pants fell down because i have hair on my penis
Posted by trwy6ty | Link to this comment | 11- 4-05 6:46 PM
I think we've found Ogged's replacement.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 11- 4-05 7:47 PM
boxer briefs are cool. they are better than boxers because if you where boxers and you are walking around you penis could come out and everyone would see. i remember one time i kicked this girl in the vagina and i hurt her really bad
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 5:59 PM
boxer briefs are cool. they are better than boxers because if you where boxers and you are walking around you penis could come out and everyone would see. i remember one time i kicked this girl in the vagina and i hurt her really bad
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 11-28-05 6:00 PM