Re: And Put a Smile on My Face

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"Yeah, I've heard of 'em. Buncha over-educated, weepy masturbators, mostly."

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My next blog is *definitely* going to be called "Weepy Masturbators."

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Ogged should have a separate, lame blog (that he only updates outside of working hours) where he just posts things like "got a haircut" or "took a walk last night. It was pretty fun.", so that when he gets questions like this, he can say he's even got one!!! and then act all coy about it when people ask for the URL, before finally giving it to them.

It would be like a shaggy dog story, except in real life.

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That would be funny. Or to have a fake blog cataloging my fake heavy partying, and make sure that someone at works accidentally finds the URL.

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Good. we've found him. Begin the second phase.

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This cover story blog idea has potential.

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