Re: Just What We Need

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You probably shouldn't apply for that Salon editor job just yet...

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2

Right. There's that whole "party line" thing.

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3

That, and you'd probably be expected to catch typos like "Please to make an example..."

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4

Uh, that wasn't a typo. I don't think it's even technically incorrect grammar. Though my brain could be addled since I have one friend with whom I'm constantly exchanging "please to do x" locutions...

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5

I often say 'please to do' in my head. For me, I think it came from translating Russian phrases back to literal English - sort of a compulsive mental tick.

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6

I'm holding out until Wolfson weighs in. In the meantime, I've stopped writing my cover letter for the Salon job.

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I'm pretty sure "o' powers that be" is wrong though--isn't "o'" a contraction of "of"? You mean "O."

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8

You're right, Matt. Now go away.

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9

If you need me, I'll be crying and masturbating.

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