Re: No Giftie Here

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Ooh, I've always had a good one, but I don't have the balls to use it (or the presence to pull it off - though it could be funny on a mini van full of kids).

4nic8

Maybe bitch could give it a go?

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That's good, but I don't think you could get it by the DMV censors.

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Have you ever seen this?

It's the story of Oedipus Rex told entirely through vanity plates.

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SICKO RUBBISH, NESTPAS? is brilliant.

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That's gotta be the best of them, but WEDOO RUMBLE is pretty good too.

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The banned list here

What's wrong with SEAHAG?

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There are a lot I don't understand. Either because I don't know what they mean: MSBH Or why they're banned: SMILE

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Thanks for the thought, cw, but I hate vanity plates. I'd much rather spend the money on furs and diamond jewelry and tons and tons of cosmetics. Or, alternately, my gas bill.


Plus, I can never decipher them. What the hell is HND2MTH? Seriously.

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Hand to mouth...

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ha. I thought it was "Hindemith."

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STCKHSN

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YOYOMA

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SHSTKVCH

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Too many letters (for California, anyway), apostropher.

ECARTER

BTHVN

SCHNBRG

Good lord I'm bored.

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Ah, hand to mouth.

I'm going with the argument that on some subliminal level I must have realized that, given the rest of my comment.

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California only gives you seven letters? Eat our dust, America! North Carolina - home of the eight-letter vanity plates, boyee!

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My dad says that one his profs in grad school (for physics) had a license plate that was a six-digit number. Eventually the students figured out that it was a vanity plate--he was involved in a dispute over the value of some constant, and his plate was the number he thought the constant had.

I think that's the sort of vanity plate that suits our demographic....

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My high school physics teacher wanted to get a license plate that said "FISMA", but someone else already had it.

I don't care about the plates but I want a plateholder thing (you know what I'm talking about though I can't remember the name) that says "I'd rather be contemplating the eternal".

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