This stuff would only be fun if you were shitting on a trail in a national park or something. Confuse the tourists, excite the scientists.
Glad you're done parenting that newborn for the day apostropher. You know, I almost mentioned in this post that by posting it, I was taking up the slack for you.
Too much swalled gum makes your poo gum-speckled.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:09 PM
I had a dog once who ate a box of crayons and shat little rainbow-colored wax sculptures around the yard.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:12 PM
You people make a joke out of everything. This stuff rulez.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:14 PM
This stuff would only be fun if you were shitting on a trail in a national park or something. Confuse the tourists, excite the scientists.
Glad you're done parenting that newborn for the day apostropher. You know, I almost mentioned in this post that by posting it, I was taking up the slack for you.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:17 PM
Wasn't there some sort of drink with gold flecks in it that was all the rage for a while? Did it have any effect on one's elimination?
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 7:25 PM
Goldschlager profgrrrrl!
It's decent too, the stuff I had was really pepperminty tho, like 10,000 Redhots at once.
Posted by Andrew Cholakian | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 7:31 PM
I thought it was cinnamon flavored?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 7:58 PM
yes cinammon hell.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:01 PM
I knew there was a reason why I stuck to boring old g&t.
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:11 PM
Because you cant distinguish betwixt cinnamon and peppermint?
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:27 PM
I ate Fugu with gold flecks on it when I went to Masa. Didn't think to examine the, uh, consequences though.
Posted by unf | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:33 PM
first erectionblogging, now poopblogging. Ogged, though I may not be able to accuse you of good taste, you are a pioneer.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 9:37 PM
And everyone always says you can't polish a turd.
Well, Sir, perhaps now you can!
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 01-14-05 8:23 AM
Brings new meaning to the phrase:
"That crap costs a shitload."
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-14-05 9:25 AM