Huh. Pennsylvania, or at least the local DA, defines it more broadly: Physical contact for the purpose of sexual gratification, in exchange for value. I know a pro domme who was busted for offering a cop a flogging for $100.
I don't know how strippers' lap dances evade the rule, but they do. Probably the fact that cops go to strip clubs more frequently than they do pro dommes.
I get my toes painted by people dressed like women a few times a year, and the procedure which includes a nice foot massage costs maybe $30. $1000 is way too much for that!
You know what I especially love? Ouchy's CafePress site sells Ouchy the Clown onesies and bibs. I think, though, that I might not be able to resist getting the littlest apostropher thesefourbabyt-shirts instead.
After following the link for that last t-shirt, I no longer have to consider any problems with this next batch of attempted prostitute/ horse shoe jokes.
Q: How is prostitution like a game of horseshoes?
A: They both involve catching something loosely on a pole.
Q: What do prostitution and shoeing a horse have in common?
A: Both can be done by local blacksmith for a nominal charge.
Huh. Pennsylvania, or at least the local DA, defines it more broadly: Physical contact for the purpose of sexual gratification, in exchange for value. I know a pro domme who was busted for offering a cop a flogging for $100.
I don't know how strippers' lap dances evade the rule, but they do. Probably the fact that cops go to strip clubs more frequently than they do pro dommes.
Posted by Mithras | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 4:25 PM
I get my toes painted by people dressed like women a few times a year, and the procedure which includes a nice foot massage costs maybe $30. $1000 is way too much for that!
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 4:50 PM
Q: What's the difference between prostitution and a game of horseshoes?
A: People are embarassed to be caught involved in one and the other involves paying for sex.
Q: How is prostitution like a game of horseshoes?
A: They both involve catching something loosely on a pole.
Q: How do you tell the difference between prostitution and a game of horseshoes?
A: I'll tell you later.
That's all I got, but I think I can do better
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 10:25 PM
I'm deeply offended. Prostitution is no laughing matter.
(Don't yell at me, ogged.)
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 11:15 AM
Prostitution is no laughing matter.
Unless you're buying sex from a clown.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 11:22 AM
Just for you, apostropher. Happy belated Valentine's Day.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 11:54 AM
Hell. Yeah. From the site:
As your clown dominant, I am your excruciating source for:
Bondage and discipline
Hot wax
Straight razor shaving
Boundary pushing
Making you laugh while I hurt you
I have been a practicing clown dom for over three years and am respectful of all limits. Trust me, I'm a clown.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 12:12 PM
You know what I especially love? Ouchy's CafePress site sells Ouchy the Clown onesies and bibs. I think, though, that I might not be able to resist getting the littlest apostropher these four baby t-shirts instead.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 12:21 PM
After following the link for that last t-shirt, I no longer have to consider any problems with this next batch of attempted prostitute/ horse shoe jokes.
Q: How is prostitution like a game of horseshoes?
A: They both involve catching something loosely on a pole.
Q: What do prostitution and shoeing a horse have in common?
A: Both can be done by local blacksmith for a nominal charge.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 1:59 PM
Oh my god, I have to get myself knocked up again just so that I can buy that first shirt. It doesn't come in pseudonymous kid's size. Shit.
Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-15-05 3:01 PM