Re: Legal Constraints

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Huh. Pennsylvania, or at least the local DA, defines it more broadly: Physical contact for the purpose of sexual gratification, in exchange for value. I know a pro domme who was busted for offering a cop a flogging for $100.

I don't know how strippers' lap dances evade the rule, but they do. Probably the fact that cops go to strip clubs more frequently than they do pro dommes.

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2

I get my toes painted by people dressed like women a few times a year, and the procedure which includes a nice foot massage costs maybe $30. $1000 is way too much for that!

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Q: What's the difference between prostitution and a game of horseshoes?

A: People are embarassed to be caught involved in one and the other involves paying for sex.

Q: How is prostitution like a game of horseshoes?

A: They both involve catching something loosely on a pole.

Q: How do you tell the difference between prostitution and a game of horseshoes?

A: I'll tell you later.

That's all I got, but I think I can do better

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4

I'm deeply offended. Prostitution is no laughing matter.

(Don't yell at me, ogged.)

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5

Prostitution is no laughing matter.

Unless you're buying sex from a clown.

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6

Just for you, apostropher. Happy belated Valentine's Day.

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7

Hell. Yeah. From the site:

As your clown dominant, I am your excruciating source for:

Bondage and discipline

Hot wax

Straight razor shaving

Boundary pushing

Making you laugh while I hurt you

I have been a practicing clown dom for over three years and am respectful of all limits. Trust me, I'm a clown.

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8

You know what I especially love? Ouchy's CafePress site sells Ouchy the Clown onesies and bibs. I think, though, that I might not be able to resist getting the littlest apostropher these four baby t-shirts instead.

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9

After following the link for that last t-shirt, I no longer have to consider any problems with this next batch of attempted prostitute/ horse shoe jokes.

Q: How is prostitution like a game of horseshoes?

A: They both involve catching something loosely on a pole.

Q: What do prostitution and shoeing a horse have in common?

A: Both can be done by local blacksmith for a nominal charge.

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10

Oh my god, I have to get myself knocked up again just so that I can buy that first shirt. It doesn't come in pseudonymous kid's size. Shit.

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