Re: North-bound train on a south-bound track

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Or "Why the fuck didn't we publish this article sometime before the fucking election?"

Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 11:56 AM

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Or rather, "the only thing that could possibly save us now is that the Repubs, having ignored this shit before the election, now don't want it to land in their laps."

Except that that's too long for a headline.

Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 11:59 AM

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Or "President Bush's Budget Justifies Profanity in Headlines."

Posted by Kriston | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 12:23 PM

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Perhaps: "Budget, so-called, actually anything but"

Posted by bitchphd | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 12:40 PM

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"Help us, Obi-Wan McCain-- you're our only hope"

With a graphic I made just for you.

Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 12:58 PM

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Every week, the conservative columnist in my school newspaper writes about how the Republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility.

I just want you to be as unhappy as I am.

Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 02-14-05 1:52 PM

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