Re: I See A Theme Park

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Awesome. But, you know the creationists are happy, too. 65 million year old soft tissue vs. 4000 year old soft tissue. You make the call.

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When I was an Associate Youth Minister at a Southern Baptist Church, I asked my boss what he thought of fossils and such (I believed in evolution, even at that time). He said, "Isn't it fantastic that our Lord created the earth with a history?"

I had a good laugh over that one.

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"Cause you know if there's one thing the good Lord dearly loves, it's screwing with people!"

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Duh. I mean, the Lord's got to TEST us to eek out the real believers, right? ...Right, guys? ...Guys?

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"eke", Emily! "eke"!

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Excellent rodent impression.

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