Re: Next Year The Nose Job

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Good luck, Ogged! Call me up, and we can get high on codeine together. S'dreamy, man.

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Thanks, g. They hit me with Versed last time. Talk about dreamy.

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I hope you've stocked up on pudding, applesauce, and ice cream.

Best of luck. I recommend David Lean movies for the recovery- you can pass out for two hours and not miss anything

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I hope it goes well. I'm sure you'll look great as Chairman Mao.

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Thanks, that's mighty kind, but they're doing one side at a time, so I don't even get to look like the Chairman, just his half-brother.

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You know who looks like Chairman Mao to me? Pepe Lopez.

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Best wishes.

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Enjoy the painkillers -- I find being heavily doped up an excellent time to schedule possibly difficult conversations with people in positions of authority. This afternoon might be a good time to bring any concerns you have about how your workplace is mismanaged to the people in charge.

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Oh god. I have to do this at some point. Horrors.

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It really isn't that bad, ac. Or, at least, it wasn't for me and I waited until I was in my 30s and the things had monstrously huge roots.

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What sucked for me was, there was one that required all sorts of drilling and such, and the dentist didn't give me enough Novocaine, so I was literally screaming throughout. He said afterwards that he didn't realize I was in pain; he thought I was just "uncomfortable because of the vibration.

This dentist's name? Was Dr. Hertz. Honest to god.

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S'nothing. I had one out in law school. Had it out in the morning, doped myself up on painkillers, and forgot that I was on call in Labor Law that afternoon. While I don't have any particularly strong memories of the class, I was told that I'm quite entertaining opining on the Taft-Hartley act while stoned out of my gourd.

No pain at all by the next day.

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You know, I had half (on side) of my widom teeth removed ~ 10 years ago. I never had the other half out (laziness) and it hasn't bothered me any.

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Mine came out without a hitch. My only regret is that I forgot to ask for them back in advance, since afterwards I was in no state to do anything.

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What sucked for me? I was allergic to the painkillers they gave me afterwards. So... I took them once, and stopped. But it didn't really hurt. Just bled a lot.

I've also found that vicodin doesn't do all the much for me. I had a bone bruise last year from skiing, and despite the vicodin, it still hurt like a mofo. So I stopped taking it, because why get all fucked up with painkillers if they don't kill your pain. That, and my sister had an awful reaction to them one time.

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You guys are lucky. My wisdom teetch extraction looked like this.

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Um, that would be "teeth."

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you should have signed that as jesus or something. especially today.

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He said afterwards that he didn't realize I was in pain

At this point in the conversation, were I you, the good Dr. Hertz would be finding out what a swift kick in the Gonzagas felt like. My question to you is, while all this going on, did no non-verbal signal that you were in pain occur to you? Such as, for example, taking the drill from him, turning it sideways, and sticking it straight up his rooty-poo candy ass, in so many words?

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It's scary to try and push someone off you when they have a spinning drill inside your mouth.

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I remember reading in that mammoth Truman biography that Truman once got a root canal in the Oval Office without any anesthesia.

He was a tough old coot.

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Truman once got a root canal in the Oval Office without any anesthesia

"Here. You can do it. I'll hold 'im down."

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Oh, by the way, I hear what you're saying about pushing someone off who has a drill in your mouth, but I think I'd probably take the risk, or more accurately, it wouldn't occur to me not to take the risk. But then, I do have the pain tolerance of a spoiled schoolgirl.

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I really do fear dentists, though, and not in a rational way.

"Szeeeeellll!!!"

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Good luck with that. I was born with no wisdom teeth at all... flaw in my gene pool, or am I just a more highly evolved species?!

I also have an extra bone in my foot, if anyone's looking.

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I have three femurs.

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This guy probably has 3 penises by now.

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Emily, I dated a woman who had an extra bone in her feet (as did her whole family) but she had three, count 'em, three sets of wisdom teeth come in.

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complimentwhosewondered

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