Oh, I agree, it's a horrible idea to discuss it. I just wanted to joke about doing so, because joking about the most awkward and socially inappropriate things is the kind of shit I find funny.
Is this thread supposed to be like when the parents go away and the kids throw a wild party? I'm thinking of a Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead style party, not one of those typical, high school, drink beer until the cops tell everyone to leave because of a noise complaint, parties.
Somebody with way too much energy could probably build a composite of a good portion of PG's face--she always cuts off enough to keep her unidentifiable in each picture, but it's not always the same parts cut out.
Oddly enough, this was the plot to a Batman comic of my Mom's from the 50s that captured my imagination for quite some time.
You have taken my perfectly normal jab at ogged (no pictures of YOU , please) and have now twisted it around into something that might take away one of life's purest pleasures - pictures of beautiful women.
B-wo--mouth has shown up in a couple of photos. "Smirk," more specifically. (Also she's posted 6-year-old photos--any dedicated stalkers who work at the place that sends out "Have you seen me?" flyers could age-progress. After all, those people are already pretty creepy.)
[Drums fingers.]
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:07 PM
"Is he gone yet?"
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:08 PM
Alright, I find I lack the courage to make the joke I'm thinking of.
Never mind.
But I think you know the joke I mean.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:09 PM
I don't.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:10 PM
Let's just say I have a tendency to pick at scabs.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:13 PM
Were you about to suggest bringing back BPhD or something?
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:14 PM
finally, Ogged finds a beach he can get on.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:15 PM
Please, let's not rehearse that again. Does anyone see it going well? Instead let's follow Michael's lead and make fun of ogged.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:17 PM
I don't think anyone else is up for it either.
I have no desire for unpleasantness. Hey guys: Ogged is skinny! And he doesn't have sex!
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:18 PM
Oh, I agree, it's a horrible idea to discuss it. I just wanted to joke about doing so, because joking about the most awkward and socially inappropriate things is the kind of shit I find funny.
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I'm a lonely man.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:19 PM
Also, ogged, looks vaguely like a B-List celebrity! One who is not thought to be particularly attractive!
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:20 PM
Socially inappropriate things are funny, and often irresistable. You've got the imp of the perverse.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:21 PM
Tell me about it. And when I come home with the latest in latex goat technology, do I get any support from the missus?
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:25 PM
I've got a pretty perverse imp, IYKWIM.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:29 PM
Is this thread supposed to be like when the parents go away and the kids throw a wild party? I'm thinking of a Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead style party, not one of those typical, high school, drink beer until the cops tell everyone to leave because of a noise complaint, parties.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:30 PM
The dishes are done, man.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 6:30 PM
On the Beach was a depressing Cold War film (based on a book I have not read, about which I have no opinion).
Sorry to break up the fun. The timestamps show this thread was already quiet when I got here.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 04-28-05 7:00 PM
If this is how you party, it's no wonder you're all, um, frustrated.
Hell, I'm black and blue and in pain, and I'm having more fun.
Posted by DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 1:04 AM
Arriving at Unfogged first thing in the morning is so much fun! I can see the rowdiness but I don't have to clean up a bit of it.
Note to ogged - the beach sounds awesome, so bring back pictures! Lots of pictures! And for God's sake none of you.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 6:48 AM
Ogged is on record as being opposed to pictures of bloggers.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 7:07 AM
He's certainly not on record as being opposed to pictures of all bloggers.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 7:13 AM
I thought we agreed: no pictures of bloggers.
The original no-photos post.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 7:30 AM
OK, Wolfson, now link to all the posts pimping PG"s photos. Include distinctions as necessary.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 7:41 AM
What am I, ogged's lawyer?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 7:45 AM
One difference is that all of PG's pictures leave her un-identifiable. Not sure if this is a relevant distinction though.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 8:29 AM
Somebody with way too much energy could probably build a composite of a good portion of PG's face--she always cuts off enough to keep her unidentifiable in each picture, but it's not always the same parts cut out.
Oddly enough, this was the plot to a Batman comic of my Mom's from the 50s that captured my imagination for quite some time.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 8:43 AM
But has she ever included mouth, eyes, nose, or any of the other major facial features?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 8:48 AM
Stop this conversation while there's still time.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 8:55 AM
My God, people, have you all gone mad?
You have taken my perfectly normal jab at ogged (no pictures of YOU , please) and have now twisted it around into something that might take away one of life's purest pleasures - pictures of beautiful women.
Does winning a blog argument mean so much to you?
Priorities, people, priorities!
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 9:01 AM
Yeah, I'm going with washerdreyer on this one. Sorry for bringing it up in the first place.
Q: Is this the thread where I repeatedly demonstrate my social cluelessness?
A: All signs point to "Yes."
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 9:02 AM
We were speculating in a hypothetical vein.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 04-29-05 9:04 AM
B-wo--mouth has shown up in a couple of photos. "Smirk," more specifically. (Also she's posted 6-year-old photos--any dedicated stalkers who work at the place that sends out "Have you seen me?" flyers could age-progress. After all, those people are already pretty creepy.)
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 2-05 11:05 AM
"6-year-old photos" equals photos of herself at age 6, or so. Not photos from 6 years ago.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 2-05 1:47 PM