Re: The Metaphorician

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The cover of the issue containing that review is even funnier. I have more to say, but have recently resolved to not self-promote in comments here.

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W/D, if you are secretly the man behind the Get Your War On comix, I bow in your general direction.

...and, really, we should all assume real estate acronyms as avatars here on Unfogged.

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No, i'd be proud to promote that.

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There was also this from back in the days of the olive tree, though it's not nearly as funny. And I seem to remember one reviewer - I think a professional writer but maybe someone on Amazon? - remark that Friedman uses the first person singular more often than most people use the definite article.

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Tabibi has mugged Friedman before. It's awesome.

The lead paragraph is a gonzo journalism classic:

I have been trying to avoid writing about Thomas Friedman. Two years ago, when I had a serious drug problem, one of the worst symptoms was a monomaniacal obsession with Friedman. I called his office regularly from overseas, sent him rambling two-page letters, harassed him in 100 different ways. Once, I even called the office of Arthur Sulzberger Jr. and, pretending to be Friedman himself, screamed at Sulzberger's secretary. I told her that I was pissed, that "Arthur better get his car out of my fucking parking space" and that "golf this weekend [was] out of the fucking question."

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My odd post at one was just a case of the small time blog blues.

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Wow. I think I have bruises.

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