Re: In Our Considered Opinion

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That should be "In our Considered Hopinion".

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2

Hos all up on these OGs (originalist gangstas).

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3

Yo, I'm gonna show the ho my pro bono.

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4

We find against the defendant, insofar as it is evident that he reached back and SLAPPed the ho.

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5

Murda was the case that they gave me.

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6

I interned for a SDNY judge back in law school who was hearing a case to which MC Hammer was a party. It never made it into anything written, but the clerks spent months saying "The court finds defendant's motion PROPA!"

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7

All too often while listening to the radio, the corruptulator in my brain makes me hear this:

Fannie Mae: Working with our partners to increase ho moanership opportunites for all Americans.

And then there's the meaty urologist with the weather. Stop, corruptulator, please stop.

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