That's fantastic. I pray, pray, I'm kewl enough to say that someday. Especially if he didn't laugh when he said it.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:28 PM
But would he have been able to watch Tivo while he was locked up?
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:31 PM
On second thought, don't answer that.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:32 PM
"...and I'd be out by now."
Oh man, is that funny. I can't wait to be married long enough to use that line.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:42 PM
apo, there are probably some jurisdictions where you'd already qualify.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 10:09 PM
Since Ogged isn't checking comments, now is an opportune moment for me to post this picture I took of Ogged at the derby last summer.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 1:41 PM
Having known Ogged since he was but a weeee-little Ogged-let, let me assure that he looks nothing like that... His turban is red and he wouldn't be caught dead on anything less than a Harley.
Posted by Vexatious | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 2:43 PM
I were your age, I'd have shut the hell up about having to use my mommy's computer?
That's just too damned sad.
Posted by Fcb | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 4:24 PM
Sharyn McCrumb novel: "If I killed him when I met him, I'd be out of prison now." Very funny book.
(As are her "Bimbos of the Death Sun" and "Zombies of the Gene Pool," and many others.)
Posted by pogo | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 4:46 PM
So why don't you go somewhere else and cry your eyes out, Fcb.
Also, try not to make a habit of making clueless comments (ogged is visiting his mom). It makes you come across as a dick.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 7:21 PM
a below-average dick.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 7:24 PM
Especially since the post immediately below makes it clear he's in town for a family occasion.
How can you know how old someone is and miss something like that is a puzzle.
Posted by winna | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 8:43 PM
Yeah! Dick.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 9:13 PM
(That last, solely for my own amusement.)
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 9:14 PM
Oh come on. It may have amused at least one other reader.
Alternate snappy(ish) comeback:
Headline: Chopper Makes Use of Dick For Own Amusement
And hey looky, I made a real live actual cock joke, not just a reference to making cock jokes. Cool.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 8-05 10:58 AM
Plus, I've left open quotation mark kibbitzing for Wolfson or Weiner, not to mention jokes about the use/mention distinction.
I think this thread is going over 100 for sure.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 8-05 11:00 AM
Chopper Makes Use of Dick For Own Amusement
Yeah, you can pretty much take this one as a given. You might even say it's a universal postulate.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 8-05 1:46 PM
Aw hell, I'm so disappointed.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 4:54 AM
I could have a chance right now for that line. How long does one get for murder?
Of course, one of the conditions for staying married this long is to not make comments like that.
Another one to avoid - "Hello, I'd like to introduce you to my future ex-wife."
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:07 AM
Was Googling to try to figure out where that line originates--it doesn't put you in good company.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:16 AM
'you' is generic, not intended as a shot at Tripp.
Can it be intended as a shot at Fcb, for being such a dick?
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:26 PM
That's fantastic. I pray, pray, I'm kewl enough to say that someday. Especially if he didn't laugh when he said it.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:28 PM
But would he have been able to watch Tivo while he was locked up?
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:31 PM
On second thought, don't answer that.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:32 PM
"...and I'd be out by now."
Oh man, is that funny. I can't wait to be married long enough to use that line.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 9:42 PM
apo, there are probably some jurisdictions where you'd already qualify.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 6-05 10:09 PM
Since Ogged isn't checking comments, now is an opportune moment for me to post this picture I took of Ogged at the derby last summer.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 1:41 PM
Having known Ogged since he was but a weeee-little Ogged-let, let me assure that he looks nothing like that... His turban is red and he wouldn't be caught dead on anything less than a Harley.
Posted by Vexatious | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 2:43 PM
I were your age, I'd have shut the hell up about having to use my mommy's computer?
That's just too damned sad.
Posted by Fcb | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 4:24 PM
Sharyn McCrumb novel: "If I killed him when I met him, I'd be out of prison now." Very funny book.
(As are her "Bimbos of the Death Sun" and "Zombies of the Gene Pool," and many others.)
Posted by pogo | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 4:46 PM
That's just too damned sad.
So why don't you go somewhere else and cry your eyes out, Fcb.
Also, try not to make a habit of making clueless comments (ogged is visiting his mom). It makes you come across as a dick.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 7:21 PM
a below-average dick.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 7:24 PM
Especially since the post immediately below makes it clear he's in town for a family occasion.
How can you know how old someone is and miss something like that is a puzzle.
Posted by winna | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 8:43 PM
Yeah! Dick.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 9:13 PM
(That last, solely for my own amusement.)
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 7-05 9:14 PM
(That last, solely for my own amusement.)
Oh come on. It may have amused at least one other reader.
Alternate snappy(ish) comeback:
Headline: Chopper Makes Use of Dick For Own Amusement
And hey looky, I made a real live actual cock joke, not just a reference to making cock jokes. Cool.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 8-05 10:58 AM
Plus, I've left open quotation mark kibbitzing for Wolfson or Weiner, not to mention jokes about the use/mention distinction.
I think this thread is going over 100 for sure.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 8-05 11:00 AM
Chopper Makes Use of Dick For Own Amusement
Yeah, you can pretty much take this one as a given. You might even say it's a universal postulate.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 8-05 1:46 PM
Aw hell, I'm so disappointed.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 4:54 AM
Oh man, is that funny. I can't wait to be married long enough to use that line.
I could have a chance right now for that line. How long does one get for murder?
Of course, one of the conditions for staying married this long is to not make comments like that.
Another one to avoid - "Hello, I'd like to introduce you to my future ex-wife."
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:07 AM
Was Googling to try to figure out where that line originates--it doesn't put you in good company.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:16 AM
'you' is generic, not intended as a shot at Tripp.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:16 AM
Can it be intended as a shot at Fcb, for being such a dick?
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 05- 9-05 8:26 PM