I suspect, given recent history, we'll at best only have him for an interim period until the new (PS3/XBOX360) comes out. Who needs to blog,cry,masturbate,cry, when one can save the world; beat up atlas-boddied-jocks; watch unearthly hott rendered girls play beachball/kickbox/fire big guns?
I have to admit, my second thought was that the live album of the reunion tour couldn't be far behind. But I immediately stopped myself from commenting because, one, this future groupie doesn't want to cut Standpipeself out of the geriatric sexploits backstage, and two, who doesn't want to hear Labs play some hot licks on his stringamabob cobbled together from half an Epididymus or Frobenius or what-have-you? Not me! So that's the story of how I thought of something but then never wrote it down, for the reasons given above.
Try recalibrating yourself. For example, find a man and stare at his buttocks. If the buttocks meet your gaze and sing you a siren song, lulling you into waking dreams of lean, tumescent youths, you need to stop huffing paint thinner and start over when you're sober. Do not mess with science.
In a thousand years, when layers of ash and soot obscure all but the tail ends of comment threads, Mitch Mills will endure in the myths of our mutated descendents.
I miss Labs.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 5:42 PM
He'll be back just as soon as he gets his mind right.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 5:50 PM
A sweet reminder that there is no Gayatollah but the one Gayatollah, and Fontana Labs is his name.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 5:52 PM
I suspect, given recent history, we'll at best only have him for an interim period until the new (PS3/XBOX360) comes out. Who needs to blog,cry,masturbate,cry, when one can save the world; beat up atlas-boddied-jocks; watch unearthly hott rendered girls play beachball/kickbox/fire big guns?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 6:34 PM
Dude, I ain't paying for no re-runs.
We demand new content!
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 7:09 PM
I have to admit, my second thought was that the live album of the reunion tour couldn't be far behind. But I immediately stopped myself from commenting because, one, this future groupie doesn't want to cut Standpipeself out of the geriatric sexploits backstage, and two, who doesn't want to hear Labs play some hot licks on his stringamabob cobbled together from half an Epididymus or Frobenius or what-have-you? Not me! So that's the story of how I thought of something but then never wrote it down, for the reasons given above.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 7:43 PM
What was your first thought? Did it have to do with Labs being Roger Waters?
/confused
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 7:51 PM
His first thought is in the first comment.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 7:51 PM
You don't know that, ogged. You don't know that.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 7:56 PM
Now, now. If you pretend my first comment was "Wish you were here", you can both be right.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 7:58 PM
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Posted by [redacted] | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 8:52 PM
I remember the days when Fontana Labs didn't have to ask anyone what gay was.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 8:54 PM
Wow, I have lost all direction, haven't I?
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 9:10 PM
Try recalibrating yourself. For example, find a man and stare at his buttocks. If the buttocks meet your gaze and sing you a siren song, lulling you into waking dreams of lean, tumescent youths, you need to stop huffing paint thinner and start over when you're sober. Do not mess with science.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-12-05 9:30 PM
I have to admit, my second thought was that the live album of the reunion tour couldn't be far behind.
Labs at Budokan, dude!
Can't. Wait.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-13-05 10:48 PM
Oh and I can assure you, ogged, I certainly laughed at Labs' post quite extensively back in the day.
But just for good measure I laughed at it again quite extensively just a few moments ago.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-13-05 11:09 PM
I'm enjoying the Mitch Mills puts the punctuation on each comment thread effect.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-13-05 11:13 PM
In a thousand years, when layers of ash and soot obscure all but the tail ends of comment threads, Mitch Mills will endure in the myths of our mutated descendents.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-13-05 11:30 PM
And in the myths of your mom.
Posted by Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-14-05 5:48 AM