Re: Kids Today

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The worst part is that the kid's phone really was a piece of poo, and he was playing make-believe and trying to fit in with the other kids.

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Times were so much simpler when we could simply whip out our dicks.

Sigh.

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Times were so much simpler when we could simply whip out our dicks.

Yesterday blue balls, today Bluetooth...

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we could simply whip out our dicks.

[whiiiiiip] Can you hear me now?

Maybe you just have a better version than mine, but my dick has always gotten totally shitty reception.

At the Mineshaft.

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the kid's phone really was a piece of poo

Did nobody tell him he had to run a waxed string to another piece of poo for it to work? What are they teaching these kids in school today?

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but the phone-of-poo came isn't new. Fond memories ...

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what's with Ogged's phone fetish?

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At the... d'oh!

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the older ones are always bigger and clunkier. They can't even fit in your pocket.

ATM

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what's with Ogged's phone fetish?

Fuck that--what's with his prebubescent kid fetish?

(Two posts in two days, people. That's all I meant. Get your minds out of the gutter.)

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prebubescent

Is that a gender-specific variant?

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Nice. Fuck.

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खाउ आलु पोलेको, खाउ आलु पोलेको

चिक्या जस्तो हुंदैन छोलेको

बल्ल पर्यो निर्माया माकुरी जालैमा

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Hey, a new guy

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Man, someone posts with a gender-neutral handle and everyone just assumes it's a guy.

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The text of the comment makes it pretty obvious.

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"poo" ?

Runny green shit, I'm disappointed at the scatological lexicon of today's youth.

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पांचु :

I think you meant "लैमा्यउ " there.

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Anyone know what language that is? Thai? Sanskrit??

Anyway it's the coolest-looking Viagra spam I've ever seen!

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It's Mandarin Chinese, Mills. I thought you had lived in China?

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Viagra Indic!

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I think it's one of (Asian) Indian languages, as pretty much all the google hits on paachu are for Indian sites.

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That's what I said, only in fewer words and with a bonus cock joke.

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i'm pretty sure it's Sandskrit, which i thought was just for Hindi

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Hindi and Sanskrit are both languages. Devanagari is the script used to write them.

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SB angry! Attention must be paid.

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Appease me! Or I'll eat a stable full of teensy ponies.

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