Like Yoda, SB, she's short, has vaguely Asiatic features, is kinda round, and has big bright inquisitive eyes. It's disconcerting to look over and think "Yoda! I'd hit that."
The Hebraic Peoples have historically sought to control world politics in order to distort the truths of science. One notable example is the controversy over evolution.
There is no try. There is only swim or drown.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:07 PM
Yoda speak lots this thread will feature.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:08 PM
Reminds you of Yoda how? Short, green, shriveled, Jedi master, what?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:08 PM
Break me a fucking give.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:09 PM
Huh. I would have thought there'd be at least one result.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:11 PM
So, if somebody calls her a Jap, does she get twice as offended?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:14 PM
Nice. Guess she has to ask a follow-up.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:14 PM
Have you seen her drive yet?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:15 PM
Like Yoda, SB, she's short, has vaguely Asiatic features, is kinda round, and has big bright inquisitive eyes. It's disconcerting to look over and think "Yoda! I'd hit that."
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:17 PM
I'll bet it is.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:18 PM
Great. Now all we need is a link to Yoda pr0n
Posted by Steve | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:19 PM
Done and done. NSFW, obvs.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:25 PM
God that's wrong.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:26 PM
She must be hella good at math.
Posted by baa | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:42 PM
Say, about what is this post supposed to make me wonder?
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:21 PM
Things better left unsaid.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:22 PM
SB, she's short, has vaguely Asiatic features, is kinda round, and has big bright inquisitive eyes
That sounds vaguely like a description of many Asian women. How does the 1/2 part factor in? Might you just be attracted to pudgy Asians?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:26 PM
It's really just that she has nice eyes. Most Asians are more than "vaguely Asiatic." Plus she's a good swimmer.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:30 PM
How does the 1/2 part factor in?
In my experience, children with parents of different races tend to be strikingly beautiful.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:30 PM
Yeah, "hybrid vigor," as the botanists call it.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:32 PM
Can you now just append the prior discussions about "race" as social construct, so Gary doesn't feel obliged to repeat the work.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:43 PM
People of the Hebrew race have historically been uncomfortable with the truths of science.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:47 PM
"Hebraic"
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:47 PM
Too true, too true.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:48 PM
I'll come back sometime when you're posting about politics.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 3:59 PM
The Hebraic Peoples have historically sought to control world politics in order to distort the truths of science. One notable example is the controversy over evolution.
(Phew. Thought we were losing her there.)
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 4:02 PM
More yoda sex. You know you want it.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 4:28 PM
Tears of joy, Michael.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 4:41 PM
To ignite his lightsaber, ogged desires.
[wrinkled brow]
Dangerous, this could be.
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 6:39 PM
Tears of joy
Welcome to the team, Michael. I think we can take the 500 Club.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 6:48 PM
I win!
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 7:37 PM
Did you know that Jews do not typically have horns? It's true.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 7:42 PM
Well, that was timely.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 7:48 PM
I dunno, SB, most of the Jews I know, myself included, are rather horny.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 7:57 PM