Re: My Fellow Sophisticates

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Coming soon: Harry Potter and the Wand of Light.

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"They snapped me wang in half an' everything."

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Holy crap, that site has pictures. NSFW, people! Beware!

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Aw, gee, you took all the mystery away.

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But is it too hot for unfogged?

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careful, he'll pull the site

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Different page on the same site, also not safe for work.

Most women should have no problem and will enjoy the increased stimulation from two fingers. Take your time and be very gentle. You may use the thumb of the right hand to stimulate the clitoris as well. An option to try if the receiver wants it is to insert the pinky of the right hand into her anus. [In Tantra, it is said that when your pinky is gently massaging her anus, the next finger and middle finger in her Yoni and your thumb on her clitoris, "You are holding one of the mysteries of the universe in your hand."]
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Is that going to be published by Hill and Wand?

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Also not safe for high school.

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The paragraph you quoted and the picture next to it don't correspond very well.

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That's some careful reading.

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By interrogating the boundaries between text and image, we heighten our intertextuality.

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7: Is this for a four-fingered person then, or what?

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So much to learn...

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New to bash.org? Here's a classic:

(tatclass): YOU ALL SUCK DICK

(tatclass): er.

(tatclass): hi.

(andy\code): A common typo.

(tatclass): the keys are like right next to each other.

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So, I must not be too out of touch with the yoot of today, as I read 7, I thought "Hey--The Shocker!"

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Dammit, chopper, I wanted to be the first to mention the shocker.

"If this is the shocker [gesture], this is the Spocker" ['Live long and prosper' gesture]

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You might be amused by the link in 9, unf.

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Unf is your other lover.

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Am I getting some?! Woohoo!

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Sorry, typo.

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I like this advice at the end:

When he feels complete (with the massage), gently remove your hands cover him and keep him warm. Most importantly, allow him to rest quietly for at least five to ten minutes.

Or even better, just show some mercy fer chrissakes and let him fall right asleep. Save all that post-coital talking you for some reason like to do until lunch the next day or something, when he can actually pay attention to it and provide some meaningful responses. THAT'S truly being "the best friend and healer he could have in that moment," so says I.

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You said it, brother. I think many women actually fail to understand that often sleep cannot be resisted in that circumstance.

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