Re: Rick Wakeman, eat your heart out!

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Ugh, couldn't you have put that behind a "read more>>"?

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In case you were wondering

was anyone wondering? I'm wondering that.

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I had twice today posted the sadder/madder/ladder part, Michael. So it's not completely implausible that someone might be wondering what I was on about.

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No, Ben, everyone has to look at it in its immense turgid glory.

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If you said "immense turgid" just so I'd make a penis joke, it's not going to work.

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ah. I get it now. It at first seemed somewhat random.

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there's nothing funny about immense, turgid peni.

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I know a guy who clubbed a man to death with his four-foot penis.

His name's Neil.

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penne

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Penne vodka, delicious.

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there's nothing funny about immense, turgid peni

I guess you've never heard a Hammond organ.

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What prevailed on you to make the change after all?

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I was overcome by guilt at the suffering I've caused.

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Why does this whole thread sound like a Black Eyed Peas rap song? I like the lyrics FL, whatever the inspiration.

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hey -- that wasn't me. fake text, be gone.

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Ain't room fer two text-es. You be gone, old text. My texticles are bigger 'n yurn.

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Sorry, meant to put that comment here: one of our few rules is no impersonating each other.

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You can be bizarro text.

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Too late.

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This post's immense turgid glory has detumesced.

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Still, fake text deserves some props for using "yurn" appropriately.

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ELP's "Jerusalem" was always one of my favorites.

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Your trackback function is definitely pinging whatever is the topmost post on the page, regardless of the linked post.

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Thanks, I think I know how to fix it.

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17: Doesn't seem to stop people much, though.

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25 wasn't me.

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Cut it out, Mitch. Hey, weren't you the first person to pull that stunt?

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Yes, you were. That's Mills at 26.

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But I didn't pull that stunt this time!

26's Matt Wiener really isn't 25's Matt Weiner.

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Okay, Mitch, I forgive you.

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Lawyers are banned!

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Fine by me.

What about bakers?

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Actually, Wolfson was first. Ain't timestamps grand?

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Mitch acknowledges Wolfson's precedent.

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Looking through those threads, I see that Labs is haus gentleman. Who knew?

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