slol, the air tonight was pretty great, and I got in around sunset and there were dark clouds, but also golden light, and it felt like being on another planet. A nice other planet, full of hotties.
If you really are on another planet, you have to be careful. One of the hotties may turn out to be a local incarnation of Jesus. And wouldn't that be embarrasing, macking on the Godhead.
Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring.
From his description, it sounds like the couscous was nigh unavoidable. We should wonder whether hard-won couscous is more satisfying than the kind that just falls into your lap.
frist.
Posted by One of those guys who always comment at Atrios | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:19 AM
I'm glad you arrived safely. You should celebrate with a salad of hydroponic greens.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 10:16 PM
Yeah, but the air is brown.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 10:37 PM
Couscous, but also some kale, SB.
slol, the air tonight was pretty great, and I got in around sunset and there were dark clouds, but also golden light, and it felt like being on another planet. A nice other planet, full of hotties.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 10:52 PM
If you really are on another planet, you have to be careful. One of the hotties may turn out to be a local incarnation of Jesus. And wouldn't that be embarrasing, macking on the Godhead.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 10:57 PM
Odd that someone godless enough to think that the Lord has "local incarnations" would think to be embarrassed about bedding It.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:00 PM
On the other hand, "Whatever you did unto one of the least, you did unto me". So it's probably not beyond his/her previous experience.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:02 PM
Odd that someone godless enough to think that the Lord has "local incarnations"
I'm not a real Ray Bradbury, but I play one in comments. Ogged, have you never read The Illustrated Man?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:05 PM
Lord knows I've dated some of the least in my life.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:06 PM
And the Lord knows every last thing you did with them.
I have not read The Illustrated Man.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:07 PM
Good. Then the screams coming from the veldt will have the desired effect.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:12 PM
Sex with Jesus: overrated?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:13 PM
God's love: smothering?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:14 PM
See You At Urth!
If you have a table in the centre of the restaurant, are you in Middle Urth?
Posted by DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:15 PM
"He'll love you forever: How to give head like Mary Magdalene."
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:17 PM
DE! Don't you live in L.A.? I'm in room 206!
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:18 PM
Was it St. Catherine of Siena, or was it another Christian mystic, who beheld the Holy Prepuce in one of her ecstatic visions?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:20 PM
This I do not know. Kotsko?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:22 PM
I'm sure if Adam had an audience with the meat of the Messiah's bris kit, he'd have confessed to it one of these Fridays.
I wonder if Hell can just swallow you up, or if you have to die first.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:30 PM
I wonder if Hell can just swallow you up, or if you have to die first.
It can swallow you up. I'm posting from there now.
You know it's happening when all the Hell-breath reaches you, and then there you go, down the Hell-gullet.
The bad thing about Hell is the lack of alcohol on Friday nights.
Posted by V. Botkin | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:33 PM
I wonder if Hell can just swallow you up, or if you have to die first.
Persephone.
And milagro internets re Catherine of Siena:
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:37 PM
I'll be there with a hood and a leash, Ogged. (I hope you like it abu-kinky.)
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:40 PM
Why is that signed by "LizardBreath?"
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:41 PM
Here's the original Wikipedia entry. Not sure we should link to "absoluteastronomy.com", your online resource for creepy relic facts.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:42 PM
Phuck.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 06-17-05 11:42 PM
22? As ogged noted, not actually something I posted. Is assuming false identities a new trend aroung here?
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 10:42 AM
Best not be; I'm going to start deleting those.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 11:02 AM
I thought it was a little out of character for you, LB. But only a little.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 11:22 AM
You got couscous? Right away? We're going to have to find something else to rag on you about.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 3:30 PM
That's about this, btw.
I can just post links to every Filler strip here, if you want.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 3:32 PM
From his description, it sounds like the couscous was nigh unavoidable. We should wonder whether hard-won couscous is more satisfying than the kind that just falls into your lap.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 4:47 PM
I think it probably depends on how hot it is.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 06-18-05 4:56 PM
Hmmm... mentioning hot your women and couscous with the same breath...
Posted by NBT | Link to this comment | 06-19-05 9:09 AM
Tim? Is that you?
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 06-19-05 5:18 PM