Re: Eureka

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(As far as I can tell, my new host's bandwidth limit might as well be infinite....)

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It might also be that technique only gets you so far. Being ripped and looking like an alien might also help. And yes, they do shave their bodies (male and female).

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Baldness is a social construct.

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So the Rogaine finally started working, hey ogged?

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Note also the pointiness of his bald head. Good aerodynamics on that one.

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His parents were thinking ahead.

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He's practically daring Prince Adam to summon the power of Greyskull.

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are all swimmers that ripped in the bicep region? I thought they were more lanky, big-back, thin-limbed types.

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Depends on what they swim. A lot of the sprint freestylers are built like Klim; they also really like to flex.

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5: You mean this is Ogged?

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But my head is also skinny.

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How much faster than you are elite swimmers, ogged? Are they a lot faster by the standards used by them (e.g., .1 seconds), or by a more normal standard (e.g.,30% faster)?

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I don't actually know even that precisely. I've never really timed myself, and never started from blocks. But roughly, I think they're probably twice as fast as me in the freestyle and 30% faster in the breaststroke.

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11: You can't see it in that picture, but the guy's head is like two inches thick front to back. He's Flat Stanley.

(IOW, I'm pwned but refusing to admit it.)

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There's a fine tradition of that around here.

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Did you consider entitling the post, "Money, Money, It's Got To Be The Hair"?

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No.

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Why do you hate Michael Jordan? And, by extension, America?

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Why do you seek to cheapen Michael's legacy by throwing around the phrases we associate with him, and by using his name to smear your opponents? Huh?

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On the contrary, I seek to extend Michael's name and game outward, so that we might come to use them as prisms by which we can better understand the world. WWMJD, as it were. By reference to Michael, we understand that your baldness thesis is wrong, and probably just part of a clever marketing campaign to sell Air Hair shaving kits. We remember that in one commercial, Jordan wore goggles very much like those in the picture as part of a disguise, and we realize that there is a simple explanation for Klim's times: he's Michael in disguise.

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there is a simple explanation for Klim's times: he's Michael in disguise

You might be on to something there. The rest of your comment, of course, is boilerplate ad-man horseshit. (That's bad.)

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Alternative title: ladies, Mr. Clean wants to have a word with your husband.

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WWMJD?

Gamble heavily.

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I'm glad you've finally recognized what is, after all, so palpably obvious; bald guys are better at everything.

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besides attracting women.

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bald guys are better at everything

Especially growing hair on their heads. They just choose not to do it.

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re: faster.

I was a NCAA dI swimmer, and pretty good in my mid-size conference (i.e., not SEC, Big 10, ACC, PAC 10, etc.). The NCAA record-holder in my events were substantially faster than me - like 10% in some cases (14:30 v. 15:50 mile; 4:10 v. 4:30 500 free; 3:40 v. 4:05 400IM). The record holders are probably 5% faster than even elite college swimmers who can qualify for the NCAA championship meet.

My take on technique: you can't even imagine the difference. Theirs is amazing; even good college swimmers' can't compare. Plus they train like demons.

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Joe O, LOL. I saw that Yglesias post about theory, philosophy and social constructs. You've got perfect timing.

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A real swimmer! Hi phred! Yes, my impression of the elite swimmers is that they're mightily strong, train unbelievably hard, and have various genetic gifts, like very long arms, flexibility, or big feet.

And you're totally right about technique. When it really shows up is at meets during warmups and you see some people who are just moving differently through the water (oddly, it's not really obvious during races). It's great to see.

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But what about Janet Evans? Has her technique been defended, or just puzzled over?

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I haven't seen any underwater clips of Evans. I don't know if her pull was really all that weird.

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That could be true; I've never seen the underwater part of her stroke. But above water—definitely unusual.

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At the bottom of this page, there's an underwater clip of Evans (competition).

It's weird, but not so weird. Her arm enters the water in the catch position, rather than entering, extending, then catching. You see some sprinters do this, but she was a distance swimmer, and it has to put horrible pressure on your shoulder to swim this way. But what do I know? Maybe phred can tell us.

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Ogged, if you'll notice, it's not that she enters the water with her arm in the catch position, it's that her arm leaves the wayer in catch position. In fact, it is hard to tell whether it ever leaves this position under water (she digs rather deep). All in all, it's an amazing stroke. Not one you can use in a crowded pool or lake, but awesome when you're out there by yourself. As for putting stress on the shoulder, why don't you try it next time and let us all know?

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I meant to say, it's a lot like an alternating armed butterfly without keeping the arms close to the water. I guess that makes it more like the windmill stretch (opposite-opposite anyone?) that never really seemed to do anything except make you swing your arms really fast.

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it's a lot like an alternating armed butterfly

That's right. You can read all about it here.

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The Inge De Brujin video is just pretty durn cool

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Re: evans and technique

Be careful not to equate technique with formula. There are a lot of elite swimmers with odd-looking strokes (there was a US Olympian in 84 or 88 who had a really weird, lilting freestyle - his left arm's pull took much longer than his right arm's), but they share a certain efficiency. That is, they catch a lot of water with their hands and arms, have very little slippage, and their bodies don't drag through the water. That kind of efficiency can be gained in several ways, depending, I suppose, on body type, strength v. endurance v. flexibility, and so on. Indeed, it would be surprising for a very short swimmer with incredible endurance but less sheer power (Evans) to have a stroke very similar to very tall, very powerful swimmer like Matt Biondi. Consider the enormous variation in very fast sailboats.

And regarding not seeing technique differences in races. Things are quicker there, but in some meets you can. Go to a meet with low entry requirements, but that attracts elite swimmers, such that in prelims there is a big variation. USS regional championships and NCAA DI small conference championships are like that - they are the big meet of the season for decent swimmers, but just a warm-up to nationals for elites. All of the racers will train hard - often together - and only the non-elites are tapered and shaved (I.e., peaked for the meet). But the elites still win; they just outclass everyone else, often precisely b/c of technique.

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Phred,

What does the term "tapered" mean when referring to swimmers? I doubt it has anything to do with candle wax?

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"Tapering" is the reduction of workout intensity leading up to a meet.

Phred, I think you're thinking of Tom Dolan. I'm not sure I understand the distinction between technique and formula. Wait, unless you're saying that you can have very good technique that departs from the formula of "what you're supposed to do." Yeah, absolutely.

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ogged,

"Tapering" is the reduction of workout intensity leading up to a meet.

Oh. That is not nearly as fun as what I was imagining.

My advice has always been to start slow and then taper off.

Actually one reason I love weight lifting is because the less you do the stronger you are.

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ogged,

Yeah, just that there is a lot of variation in what constitutes good technique.

I don't think it was Dolan; it was earlier I believe. I think the dude swam the 400 free, but I don't think he medaled.

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I hope those Something Awful form goons know about this picture. Classic Photoshop phodder.

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You think it needs to be photoshopped?

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Imagine all the funny heads/bodies you could put parts of the swimmer on.

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Or scenarios in which he could appear.

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