Now suppose your gaze lit upon a someone who to your best knowledge was badly aging academic in tweed. Further suppose that you found her attractive. But! It were no academic at all, but an evil deceiver come to molest your virtue. A taut, sensuous evil deceiver aged, say, 20 years. How can you do anything but resign yourself to insuperable doubt, evermore?
You asked for male flesh and of course I couldn't find any naked pictures of my favorite hot athlete, Michael Owen. Just one of him sitting suggestively on a bed.
I'd like to write some ogged/Olympic swimmer slash concluding with some lines about "the gentle, rhythmic thorping sound of their bodies", but really I don't know where to begin.
Well, you could admit that Penelope Cruz's ass is almost certainly more attractive. But seriously, don't you think you could find indistinguishable pictures of almost all of the women playing?
Only because you're blind do you not realize that you just wrote the ass equivalent of "Really Ogged, you have to admit that all Asians do like alike."
First, you bastard, I was saving that one for the next installment of Rachel Wacholder's ass. Second, how does that make 40 right? Or does my question make 40 *even more* right? Or do the two parts of your sentence not relate in that way?
There are times I wish I had a camera on my cell phone. Tonight grabbing some gatorade at wal-mart, I had to temporarily evacuate the lane because slowly walking down the lane was a lady of championship ass magnitude. She had on stretch pants. On each side were huge chunks of cottage cheese textured flesh, at least two feet accross. As she took each step, the islet of cottage cheese would tumble and fall, only to rise again with the next. It was a sight to behold, but not for long.
OK. I have no idea what I'm supposed to take away from #66. I don't agree with Michael's specific criticisms, but #66 address them?
Also, strangely, I'm with Ben on the "bottom" thing; it's wrong. You cannot use the word "bottom" when you're talking about sexualizing someone's ass. It conjoins a childish word with sex; it's creepy. So basically, this post and the ensuing commentary proves that ogged is not just gay (NTTAWWT) but also a pederast. Which is bad. Even ATM.
66 shows us someone coming to the discussion without knowing Michael's criticism that RW's ass is too flat and assuming, contra Michael, that the criticism must be that it's too round.
"Bottom" is naughty, which, I see, is a disposition that's lost to contemporary America.
I agree with that. I disagreed with Michael's criticism (#83) because I didn't think that the "smooth young man" thing was a negative. If it were merely a matter of asses, I'd have sex with young men all the time; it's their penises that I have a problem with.
Re 82: There might be something of a selection bias problem with Ogged's survey. Ex isn't likely to be a reliable judge of whether Ogged likes an unwomanly ass since, as someone formally linked to Ogged romantically, she is likely to possess -- and thus likely to be biased in favor of -- the kind of ass Ogged prefers.
My own opinion is that RW's ass is a bit on the flat side, and Ogged's failure to notice that proves that, while not gay, he probably does hate women.
late arrival, but i have to agree with Michael. that looks like a guy's ass. a very very hot guy ass, but a guy ass nonetheless. which may explain why annie finds it hot.
and i as well.
i don't think it's flat, in fact, i believe it's the contrary, her ass is perky and muscular like that usually found on skinny-ish dudes.
Objectively there really is not much difference between a male and female hot ass. I can't describe it in words but the shape and size are important. "Perky" or "nicely rounded" kind of get the idea across.
So I too liked her ass. If it was on a guy - no, it just wouldn't do it for me. Why should it make a difference? I don't know, but it does.
I'm reminded of the movie "True Lies" where the sleazy guy is describing how hot Jamie Lee Curtis is to Arnold Schwartzenegger (who he doesn't know is her husband) and says she has an "ass like a ten year old boy's" with an appreciative tone of voice.
I'm reminded of the movie "True Lies" where the sleazy guy is describing how hot Jamie Lee Curtis is to Arnold Schwartzenegger (who he doesn't know is her husband) and says she has an "ass like a ten year old boy's" with an appreciative tone of voice.
Bill Paxton. I love that scene.
"Pair of titties that'll make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!"
James Cameron's films are filled with lines like that, and he takes credit for writing all the screenplays. I have to think that he either has a reliable ghost joke writer, or he genuinely can write those catchy one-liners.
Even later to the game, but I've spent more time than I should probably admit looking at the picture on the main page, and I have two observations:
1) Her ass is plenty round, the picture just doesn't adequately display the roundness because of skin tones vs. shadows. Look at the crease at the bottome of her butt and how far down the back of her thigh the shadow goes.
2) She looks like a boy because she doesn't have enough hips. I like me a woman with some swing in her thing.
Also, let it be noted that I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.
Chopper nails it, so to speak. 1 is right and 2 is particularly astute; what's boyish isn't really the butt but the hips. (Not that I agree that she needs more hips; here, as elsewhere, I'm anti-hip.)
Yes! Chopper nails it. I apologize for calling her ass flat as that is clearly wrong.
Speaking from personal experience, learning that I like hippy women -- but not hippies! -- was one of the great shocks of my life. I feel alienated from my libido.
Tripp at #97, I'm just teasing. It always gives me a chuckle listening to guys minutely discussing women (geez, in this case, one woman's single body part, her butt) they have like, negative chance of scoring. I.e., you amuse me.
Unfogged, the site senstive enough to celebrities or semi-celebrities desire for privacy to not let them know they've been noticed in art museums or enjoying televised golf at an airport bar, but finds 103 comments discussing who pleasing a particular person's ass is under their real name. Furthermore, her ass isn't that fabulous, I'm with Michael on this. Also, there seem to be enough google hits about her ass for this thread to be unproblematic, so perhaps I'm just nitpicking.
ogged, I'm with you. I don't get it. Even if you don't think her ass is totally hot, you can't deny that it's at least on the hot side. Everything else looks great from this backside view. What's not to like?
Fuck to oboe, that first sentence went completely off the rails after the second comma. I blame my summer of less law school and more drinking on this decline in my intellectual rigor.
Residents of Tashen are well aware that their ass worship may seem strange to outsiders, and they are eager to explain.
"People who aren't from here have to realize something about Holdger's ass," lifelong Tashen resident Paula Baines said. "It's not like a regular ass, or even an extremely above-average ass. Holdger's ass is on a different plane of asshood than your ass or mine entirely. A holy plane. Just thinking about Holdger's ass makes me want to think about Holdger's ass some more. Go now. Go and learn Holdger's ass."
I'll guess that's Trip at #113, confirming my long-held adoption hypothesis. Thanks for the confirmation!
Sorry re: your burst bubble. I sympathize...I don't know what's worse...learning your parents don't love you or that you've got no chance wrt that ass.
The only people I find attractive are, like me, badly aging academics in tweed. Not your wife, though.
Why you sly dog. You find your Provost attractive. What a clever way to flirt.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 12:28 PM
I see through to the pure noumenal self within.
I believe Kant addressed this possibility in his Critique of Undressing Them With My Eyes.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 12:38 PM
Good job on the photoshop, labs.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 12:43 PM
I accept norms according to which guilt is warranted, Ben, but thanks.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 12:50 PM
Now suppose your gaze lit upon a someone who to your best knowledge was badly aging academic in tweed. Further suppose that you found her attractive. But! It were no academic at all, but an evil deceiver come to molest your virtue. A taut, sensuous evil deceiver aged, say, 20 years. How can you do anything but resign yourself to insuperable doubt, evermore?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 12:53 PM
Do female academics wear tweed? Or is your statement indicative of something else?
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 1:22 PM
Have you noticed how fantastic Rachel Wacholder's ass is?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 1:34 PM
I figured out why ogged would be fired if his identity was made public. Ogged's boss: Rachel Wacholder.
Posted by Joe O | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 1:48 PM
Joe O's theory leads me to read this post in an entirely different light.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:30 PM
Have you noticed how fantastic Rachel Wacholder's ass is?
You were looking for an excuse to post your paean to her ass, weren't you?
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:39 PM
Especially if you scroll up you'll find this entry. I take it FL was mostly attracted by her noumenal self.
Posted by ogmb | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:43 PM
That's possible. But now that I've popped by ass paean cherry, it might become a regular blog feature.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:43 PM
I was responding to ac, of course.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:44 PM
I've popped [my] ass paean cherry
Guh-ross.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:53 PM
SB, thank you for coming up with an unobtrusive way to ding Ogged for that typo.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:56 PM
Yeah, live it up guys. I'm busy searching the web for other pictures of Rachel Wacholder's ass.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:58 PM
You asked for male flesh and of course I couldn't find any naked pictures of my favorite hot athlete, Michael Owen. Just one of him sitting suggestively on a bed.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:58 PM
Or near naked, I mean.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 3:59 PM
What about ogged's favorite male athlete, the underwear model?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:00 PM
Just one of him sitting suggestively on a bed.
That looks suggestive to you? I see "Please, no more pain." Maybe these amount to the same.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:02 PM
I see a "bandwidth exceed" message.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:03 PM
D'oh!
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:04 PM
I don't see what's so fantastic about her ass. It's the tanned ass of an athlete, but not particularly different from any number of similar.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:04 PM
Tim, I don't even know what to say to that.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:05 PM
I'd like to write some ogged/Olympic swimmer slash concluding with some lines about "the gentle, rhythmic thorping sound of their bodies", but really I don't know where to begin.
Weiner, just copy'n'paste the image URL.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:07 PM
ac, scroll to the bottom; you can owe me.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:07 PM
Well, you could admit that Penelope Cruz's ass is almost certainly more attractive. But seriously, don't you think you could find indistinguishable pictures of almost all of the women playing?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:08 PM
Holy Jesus, you are so not an ass guy.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:09 PM
Most kind of you, Ogged.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:10 PM
Only because you're blind do you not realize that you just wrote the ass equivalent of "Really Ogged, you have to admit that all Asians do like alike."
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:10 PM
They sort of do.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:13 PM
[redacted]
Posted by [redacted] | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:15 PM
I thought this was the canonical beefcake shot. No?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:18 PM
What would be the ass version of the Pledge of Allegiance?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:19 PM
Colin Firth? Really?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:25 PM
I'm told he's swoonable.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:30 PM
Also, I think it's more "wet Mr. Darcy" than Colin Firth per se.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:32 PM
Huh. Ok.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:32 PM
Have you noticed how fantastic Rachel Wacholder's ass is?
Her ass is most decisively unfantastic. There is nothing feminine about it.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:45 PM
Also, I think your obsession with her ass makes you gay.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:45 PM
The best part of her ass is the word "RACHEL" festooned across it.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:46 PM
I'm not going to discuss this with you guys any more.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:47 PM
40 might be right-- check this out.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 4:58 PM
First, you bastard, I was saving that one for the next installment of Rachel Wacholder's ass. Second, how does that make 40 right? Or does my question make 40 *even more* right? Or do the two parts of your sentence not relate in that way?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:01 PM
Because that is one flat ass, Ogged. The kind normally seen on either young boys or unfortunate white men Or grandmothers.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:04 PM
Some white boys try to act black by listening to hip hop, Michael tries to act black by dissing Rachel Wacholder's perfect bottom.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:08 PM
Never call an ass a bottom again, ogged.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:11 PM
It's ok Ben, the fact that "ass" and "bottom" are interchangeable in this context doesn't mean that your being a bottom makes you an ass.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:14 PM
This sheds much light on how it was Ogged was fooled into getting the hots for that obviously-guy ass. (help finding that post?)
46: I am not looking for Big Buns or badunkadunk, just, you know, the presence of buns.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:25 PM
Never call an ass a bottom again
Why not? And why do you feel so strongly about it? Is there an exception for Shakespeare?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:27 PM
Michael, I wasn't the one fooled.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:28 PM
I just don't think "bottom" sounds right applied to an ass. It's like "boobies". Unacceptable.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:31 PM
No, not the ass-alicious post. The other one.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:56 PM
Maybe you're thinking of this, but there are no asses involved.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 5:59 PM
Yeah, I think I was thinking of that, only for some reason I thought it was a backside picture, not a frontside picture.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 6:59 PM
Yes, gentlemen, Colin Firth is totally swoonable, although I prefer the dashing Darcy to the wet Darcy.
And, FWIW coming from a straight woman, Rachel's ass is hot.
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 8:10 PM
52 is precisely right. I was right with Ogged until he through the bottom into the mix.
Posted by Kriston | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 8:46 PM
I just don't think "bottom" sounds right applied to an ass. It's like "boobies". Unacceptable.
Any other forbidden body part names I should be aware of, Mr. Unacceptable?
through the bottom
Guh-ross encore une fois.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 8:52 PM
This issue of ass-hottness may call for a blog poll.
At least we can all agree that her leathery skin is a total turn-off.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:02 PM
I should make that deep-tanned-leather-colored skin.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:02 PM
I confess that I found her ass to be hot.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:05 PM
Ass me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:06 PM
I think using "ass" to call a pair of buttocks is so vulgar. The proper way to call a pair of buttocks is to say, "Here, buttocks!"
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:10 PM
There are times I wish I had a camera on my cell phone. Tonight grabbing some gatorade at wal-mart, I had to temporarily evacuate the lane because slowly walking down the lane was a lady of championship ass magnitude. She had on stretch pants. On each side were huge chunks of cottage cheese textured flesh, at least two feet accross. As she took each step, the islet of cottage cheese would tumble and fall, only to rise again with the next. It was a sight to behold, but not for long.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:16 PM
don't shop at wal-mart, michael
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:22 PM
Ok, so I can dismiss your criticism Michael. Nevertheless, I just had this conversation with Ex, who is here.
-Come look at Rachel Wacholder's ass.
-Coming, dear.
-They don't like it.
-[Looks] Is it too round?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:24 PM
Hello Ex.
*waves*
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:25 PM
She says hi.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:27 PM
Geez, Michael, you're pretty harsh wrt asses. I wonder who's ass would please you.
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:34 PM
porably the ass of someone whoe could use "woh'se " correclty!!
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:35 PM
"whose", that is.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:35 PM
You told her.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:37 PM
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:40 PM
ogged, why did you introduce several embarrassing typos into 70? Honestly.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:45 PM
The link is peon-disabled but that there's the best bit anyway.
Questions:
1. How does rodeo affect the quality of your ass?
2. Is sheep rodeo better in that regard than bull rodeo, because of the extra fluffiness?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:46 PM
Hey, I'm tired out here on the east coast. I actually thought over which word to use, settled on the right one and then promptly used the wrong one.
But you're right, Ben, it porably is the ass of someone whoe could use whose correclty.
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:48 PM
oh noes!!
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:50 PM
I declare shenanigans.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:51 PM
I didn't touch it, I swear.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:53 PM
Is it yet trite to observe that "oh noes!!" is trite? I am pinned 'neath the damp underarm of metatriteness.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 10:54 PM
OK. I have no idea what I'm supposed to take away from #66. I don't agree with Michael's specific criticisms, but #66 address them?
Also, strangely, I'm with Ben on the "bottom" thing; it's wrong. You cannot use the word "bottom" when you're talking about sexualizing someone's ass. It conjoins a childish word with sex; it's creepy. So basically, this post and the ensuing commentary proves that ogged is not just gay (NTTAWWT) but also a pederast. Which is bad. Even ATM.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 11:18 PM
66 shows us someone coming to the discussion without knowing Michael's criticism that RW's ass is too flat and assuming, contra Michael, that the criticism must be that it's too round.
"Bottom" is naughty, which, I see, is a disposition that's lost to contemporary America.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 11:31 PM
That she could think of an ass as too round disqualifies Ex as a serious judge. "Naughty" is another word one uses primarily with children. Pederast.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 11:50 PM
What is wrong with you people? Lots of asses are too round.
As for "bottom," I give up; I'm moving to England.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-21-05 11:53 PM
Re 65: Ben, I wouldn't shop at wal-mart except that I was returning something I had bought previously today.
69: Annie, the zone of my sense of the right sized buttocks is somewhere between nonexistent (Rachel) and 5 feet wide (wal-mart lady).
Tim is totally right in 83. Obviously, it is time for ex's eye-exam.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 12:44 AM
[redacted]
Posted by [redacted] | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 7:05 AM
it's usually attached to young men
I agree with that. I disagreed with Michael's criticism (#83) because I didn't think that the "smooth young man" thing was a negative. If it were merely a matter of asses, I'd have sex with young men all the time; it's their penises that I have a problem with.
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 7:42 AM
Re 82: There might be something of a selection bias problem with Ogged's survey. Ex isn't likely to be a reliable judge of whether Ogged likes an unwomanly ass since, as someone formally linked to Ogged romantically, she is likely to possess -- and thus likely to be biased in favor of -- the kind of ass Ogged prefers.
My own opinion is that RW's ass is a bit on the flat side, and Ogged's failure to notice that proves that, while not gay, he probably does hate women.
Posted by pjs | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 7:48 AM
So, tell us Ogged, what's the truth? Are you a misogynist or a pederast?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 8:29 AM
I give up.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 8:53 AM
Wait, I already gave up in 84. I quit.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 8:54 AM
late arrival, but i have to agree with Michael. that looks like a guy's ass. a very very hot guy ass, but a guy ass nonetheless. which may explain why annie finds it hot.
and i as well.
i don't think it's flat, in fact, i believe it's the contrary, her ass is perky and muscular like that usually found on skinny-ish dudes.
except ogged, of course.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 9:18 AM
Oh boy I am late into this but what the hey.
Objectively there really is not much difference between a male and female hot ass. I can't describe it in words but the shape and size are important. "Perky" or "nicely rounded" kind of get the idea across.
So I too liked her ass. If it was on a guy - no, it just wouldn't do it for me. Why should it make a difference? I don't know, but it does.
I'm reminded of the movie "True Lies" where the sleazy guy is describing how hot Jamie Lee Curtis is to Arnold Schwartzenegger (who he doesn't know is her husband) and says she has an "ass like a ten year old boy's" with an appreciative tone of voice.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 9:33 AM
Husband and I discussed this some. He thinks her ass 'looks better in the smaller picture' v. the one Flabs linked to.
Although, seriously, guys: How does Rachel's ass compare to ass you're actually getting?
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 9:47 AM
Since I'm not getting any ass, I think it's reasonable to claim that the ass I'm getting is spectacular, even divine.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 9:57 AM
I'm not getting any ass
I thought you had a girlfriend?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 9:58 AM
How does Rachel's ass compare to ass you're actually getting?
I am happily married and completed satisfied with my wife in every way.
Rachel's is better, although I think part of it is the legs it is connected to.
Butt so what? There are a zillion guys that look better than me too.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:05 AM
I'm reminded of the movie "True Lies" where the sleazy guy is describing how hot Jamie Lee Curtis is to Arnold Schwartzenegger (who he doesn't know is her husband) and says she has an "ass like a ten year old boy's" with an appreciative tone of voice.
Bill Paxton. I love that scene.
"Pair of titties that'll make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!"
I don't even know what it means, but I love it.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:10 AM
Joe,
Oh yeah. Sometimes when watching a movie I wish I knew who came up with the line - the writer, an ad-lib on the set, what?
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:14 AM
James Cameron's films are filled with lines like that, and he takes credit for writing all the screenplays. I have to think that he either has a reliable ghost joke writer, or he genuinely can write those catchy one-liners.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:16 AM
Another from that movie: "She took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:17 AM
Also, the ass is hot. It brightened my day yesterday.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:26 AM
Even later to the game, but I've spent more time than I should probably admit looking at the picture on the main page, and I have two observations:
1) Her ass is plenty round, the picture just doesn't adequately display the roundness because of skin tones vs. shadows. Look at the crease at the bottome of her butt and how far down the back of her thigh the shadow goes.
2) She looks like a boy because she doesn't have enough hips. I like me a woman with some swing in her thing.
Also, let it be noted that I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:28 AM
Chopper nails it, so to speak. 1 is right and 2 is particularly astute; what's boyish isn't really the butt but the hips. (Not that I agree that she needs more hips; here, as elsewhere, I'm anti-hip.)
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:32 AM
Hips are hot.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:35 AM
Yes! Chopper nails it. I apologize for calling her ass flat as that is clearly wrong.
Speaking from personal experience, learning that I like hippy women -- but not hippies! -- was one of the great shocks of my life. I feel alienated from my libido.
Posted by pjs | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:40 AM
Tripp at #97, I'm just teasing. It always gives me a chuckle listening to guys minutely discussing women (geez, in this case, one woman's single body part, her butt) they have like, negative chance of scoring. I.e., you amuse me.
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:40 AM
Unfogged, the site senstive enough to celebrities or semi-celebrities desire for privacy to not let them know they've been noticed in art museums or enjoying televised golf at an airport bar, but finds 103 comments discussing who pleasing a particular person's ass is under their real name. Furthermore, her ass isn't that fabulous, I'm with Michael on this. Also, there seem to be enough google hits about her ass for this thread to be unproblematic, so perhaps I'm just nitpicking.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:42 AM
I thought it was fine to use her real name because I couldn't imagine that there would be any dissent. Once again, I'm confounded.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 10:47 AM
ogged, I'm with you. I don't get it. Even if you don't think her ass is totally hot, you can't deny that it's at least on the hot side. Everything else looks great from this backside view. What's not to like?
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 11:04 AM
Plus she's obviously strong and will be able to keep up with you.
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 11:04 AM
Fuck to oboe, that first sentence went completely off the rails after the second comma. I blame my summer of less law school and more drinking on this decline in my intellectual rigor.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 11:08 AM
annie,
Tripp at #97, I'm just teasing ... have like, negative chance of scoring.
Yeah, sure, go ahead and burst my bubble.
Fine then. You're an orphan and your real parents don't even love you.
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 12:30 PM
Kyle MacLachlan's ass is hot.
Posted by Joe O | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 1:35 PM
An Onion classic, via some random praiseworthy site: Man Has Amazing Ass.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 1:46 PM
I'll guess that's Trip at #113, confirming my long-held adoption hypothesis. Thanks for the confirmation!
Sorry re: your burst bubble. I sympathize...I don't know what's worse...learning your parents don't love you or that you've got no chance wrt that ass.
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 2:25 PM
annie,
Yes it was me. And regarding my chances - you know what they say -
"The sun'll
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 3:25 PM
The sun will what?
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 3:57 PM
Oh, wait. Duh. Come out tomorrow?
Posted by annie | Link to this comment | 07-22-05 3:58 PM
Have you noticed the "I am Rachael Wacholder" ad running at TPMcafe?
The syntax and capitalization are . . . non-standard:
Posted by NickS | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:20 PM
Rachel's ass IS hot.
Her spirit is hotter...
See her live...
You'll get it...
Posted by CrackpotPress | Link to this comment | 08-13-05 4:20 PM