Re: The Beach

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Those are some of the largest external obliques I've ever seen.

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Is that what the girls are into nowadays?

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3

If they are I'd like to hear the pop evo psych explanation of it.

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The external obliques, which power movements of lateral flexion, are believed to have developed in response to the need for men to rise from their naps and immediately adopt a pose of alertness. This pose elicits in the female laughter, the importance of which is well-attested in the literature.

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The female response to abduction is unlikely to be laughter.

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6

That true. Probably first panic, followed by softening, then hot, creatively lit sex.

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And then the post-coital fixing of the second link.

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8

In space!

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9

We are talking space aliens, yeah?

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Hmhm, sleepy now.

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Resistance is futile. You will be endorphinated.

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then you shall awaken with a start (by use of external obliques); SB shall be aroused by this and laugh, which will inextricably lead to wild hot sex, which you will bloggcast live, yes?t

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delectible bloggy frisson -- hidden organ spasm, repressed nerdy love obliques.

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14

I realize you are trying to be fair, and most people are appreciative of his startling obliques, but really the most noticeable thing about this picture to me is the big bulging vein in his neck. It's distracting.

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It probably only happens when he's running around and whooping.

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What's if it's there all the time? Then what?

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It's clearly a subcutaneous wire telling him what plays to make.

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It's comforting to see that even in beach volleyball the umps have beer guts.

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