I think you just long for the days when none of us was around. Shit, Ben wasn't even born yet!
Although, to be fair, you and Bob did seem able to craft the exact same amount of content in 4 comments that we now take 100 to generate. Unfogged Classic: it's efficient, but no cock jokes!
What do you mean "who is Bob?" You mean howcome you know just as much about him as you do about the rest of the bloggers here? You can look at his posts, if you like.
As for whether Bob is still with us, well, his login still works, so you never know.
His posts. Pshaw. I don't have time for historical bloggers. We live in the NOW. I don't even see pleas for him to post, as I see periodically for Unf. It's almost as if you've given up on him too? Bob, show yourself!
So you mean "what's the deal with Bob?" That's a different question entirely. Bob, I think I'm allowed to say, is doing a big ol' career change, and doesn't have time for our silliness. I think he did say that when he gets a bit more settled, he might share the whole story with us. You don't see people clamoring for him, I think, because he pretty much stopped blogging before this became a massive chat room, and because everyone is nervous about adding someone of apparently good character to the mix (though I think he's corruptible).
Pity party in the comments! WOo.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:35 PM
Just so everyone knows, Unf is no longer single.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:43 PM
I thought Unf was married. Not accurate?
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:48 PM
At least such is my assumption. Maybe he is single.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:49 PM
Unf is not single and not married.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:50 PM
Is he bigger than a breadbox?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:51 PM
Why won't he pull the trigger? Commitment issues? Afraid of her response if he asks? (Please let Una's f be a regular reader.)
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:52 PM
Err. "Please let Unf's girlfriend be a regular reader of comments."
Posted by SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:53 PM
I think he's fast approaching the moment of trigger-pulling, Timbot.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:54 PM
Is he bigger than a breadbox?
If I make fun of Unf now, in 18 months I'll weigh 300 pounds.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 3:54 PM
I think you just long for the days when none of us was around. Shit, Ben wasn't even born yet!
Although, to be fair, you and Bob did seem able to craft the exact same amount of content in 4 comments that we now take 100 to generate. Unfogged Classic: it's efficient, but no cock jokes!
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:01 PM
none of us was around
Not so. Scroll down on that page to "Boy Meets Girl."
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:04 PM
WMYBSALB, Ogged?
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:08 PM
But that was the main point of your post, Chops. And it was wrong. So, so wrong.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:09 PM
I may be wrong tonight, Madame, but you shall always be ugly.
Posted by Anonymous | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:13 PM
Me.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:13 PM
I don't quite know how to feel about the fact that I understand comment 13.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:21 PM
Based on 12 you're a member of the old school, Michael.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:26 PM
ATM. Was that one of the whitest sentences ever?
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:26 PM
Yea, verily it is so, dawg.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 4:28 PM
Somehow, I don't think that this post would have gone uncommented upon in today's environment.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 5:13 PM
It was a more innocent, quieter time, to be sure.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 5:15 PM
I think he's fast approaching the moment of trigger-pulling, Timbot.
Given her line of work, that would be an interesting means of proposing.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 6:09 PM
-a mere two months away from being dumped on my ass
So ... you lied to us?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 7:56 PM
Just before I got back from that exciting adventure, she dumped me.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 8:52 PM
Who is Bob anyway? We newbies don't understand the persistence of Vietnamese hoagie-loving hippies on the masthead.
Posted by susan | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 11:42 PM
What do you mean "who is Bob?" You mean howcome you know just as much about him as you do about the rest of the bloggers here? You can look at his posts, if you like.
As for whether Bob is still with us, well, his login still works, so you never know.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 11:47 PM
His posts. Pshaw. I don't have time for historical bloggers. We live in the NOW. I don't even see pleas for him to post, as I see periodically for Unf. It's almost as if you've given up on him too? Bob, show yourself!
Posted by susan | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 11:53 PM
So you mean "what's the deal with Bob?" That's a different question entirely. Bob, I think I'm allowed to say, is doing a big ol' career change, and doesn't have time for our silliness. I think he did say that when he gets a bit more settled, he might share the whole story with us. You don't see people clamoring for him, I think, because he pretty much stopped blogging before this became a massive chat room, and because everyone is nervous about adding someone of apparently good character to the mix (though I think he's corruptible).
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 6-05 11:59 PM
Well that's reasonable. Sorry for being excitable, Bob. I'm sure you're lovely.
Posted by susan | Link to this comment | 07- 7-05 12:08 AM
I'm not imagining the Zevon reference in 30, am I?
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 07- 7-05 12:13 AM
She's just an excitable Bob.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 07- 7-05 12:28 AM
Didn't we establish that Bob starts posting whenever a woman joins the crew? (Small sample size; results may not be significant.)
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07- 7-05 7:41 AM