Re: Unexpected Questions Asked By Iranians

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Are there punctuation rules in Farsi poetry, or had your coworker been reading E. E. Cummings?

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2

I'm pretty sure there are punctuation rules in Farsi poetry.

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3

Wait. You work with another Iranian, or you are the Iranian in question?

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4

Iranian co-worker.

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5

"But what is there to do after you learn all the dates?"

You have to start drawing the figs.

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6

Alternative answer: no one will ever know.

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7

don't you already know how to swim?

Did you explain to her you're really just doing it to pick up chicks?

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8

I bet ogged would love to rehearse the story of the grad student to his mom. Or the Swede demanding that he look at her ass, say.

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