Re: Unfacon

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Dropasoap, unfacon.

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Can we do it in real space but fake time, please?

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I want to know where Labs gets his information about the size of the readership.

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He's probably using the girl27 method.

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5

Is Unfacon real bacon?

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This better not conflict with the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con.

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Joe, I can only assume that you're making fun of Science Fiction, and on behalf of Gary Farber, I rebuke you mightily.

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Nah, it's a reference to The Simpsons making fun of Science Fiction.

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I think it would work ten times better with two more syllables. "Tri-coun[ty]-bi-mon-sci-fi-con", say. "Coun" pronounced "cun".

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I want to know where Labs gets his information about the size of the readership.

That would be the enormous, hand-stretched readership, right? Maybe it's strap-on feet he needs.

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I suggest some conveniently located public bathroom.

Is Nevada convenient?

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12

How about this?

"Unfogged the Broadway Musical: Come for in-joke #14, stay for the size of the membership"

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It can't be at The Mineshaft, because The Minshaft already serves a different purpose. It's the Unfogged counterpart to "Drinking Liberally"; rather than lefties getting to know each other better over drinks, lefties get to know each other better over hot man-on-man action.

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14

Indiana Probably every state.

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Do they call it the oil well in texas?

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Or the Tar Pit in California?

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Here in North Carolina, it might be the Tar Hole.

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In Minnesota, it might be the Giant Gaping Strip Mine with Bonus Asbestos, um, Hole.

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Or the Ice Hole, which has a ring all its own.

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Florida: Sinkhole.

North Carolina: Tar Hole.

D.C.: Capitole.

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Iowa: The Cornhole

New Mexico: Carl's Bad Caverns

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Idaho: Potatole

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I guess the Show Me State doesn't even need a pun, but you can still meat me in St. Louis.

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I suggest some conveniently located public

bathroom.

The bathroom: Shithole.

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at this point, I think I'm just coming up with holes. I'm stopping.

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Chicago...Loop...

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Illinois - Bass hole

New Mexico: Carl's Bad Caverns

Bravo!

Wisconsin - Badger den

Minnesota - Gopher broke

Chicago - El hole

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28

The Chunnel sounds really dirty.

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