1000 years of power
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:11 PM
Dammit.
1000 years of power < taser.
Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt.
Posted by Joe O | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:43 PM
My 23 years of power are no match for 1/50th of a taser then, huh?
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:51 PM
Since when is power measured in years?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:53 PM
Joe O, the best part of that clip is the applause at the end.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:55 PM
If we measure intergalactic distances in years, why not power. But we should standardize and use Celsius years.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 4:01 PM
response to LARP clip: Okaaaaaaay. *eye roll*
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 4:15 PM
I use Kelvin years.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 4:59 PM
Since 1000 watts ago.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 5:05 PM
Dang, our coal reserves are only good for a few centuries, I think. Hook him to the grid!
Posted by Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 6:08 PM
They hooked the grid to him, certainly.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 6:11 PM
bzzzzzzzzzap
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 6:44 PM
Pretty general reaction; here's what I wrote before I looked up.
"'Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish..., he added, 'I have a thousand years of power.'"
Then the taser hit.
Posted by Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 8:55 PM
The grammar in that report is atrocious.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 9:00 PM
Grammar and spelling. "Where Officer's where standing"?
Yet ANOTHER weird pseudonym for Theodore Beale, I see.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 9:30 PM
I'm still fond of this taser story.
Posted by Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 11:42 PM
I think he said "I'll have a thousand years of power please" and they said "Coming right up sir." And then they tasered him.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 08- 9-05 2:54 PM
This is toatlly my uncle! No joke! It's by far the funniest thing that has ever happened to my family!!
Posted by Scuba | Link to this comment | 08-10-05 11:25 AM
1000 years of power
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:11 PM
Dammit.
1000 years of power < taser.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:11 PM
Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt.
Posted by Joe O | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:43 PM
My 23 years of power are no match for 1/50th of a taser then, huh?
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:51 PM
Since when is power measured in years?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:53 PM
Joe O, the best part of that clip is the applause at the end.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 3:55 PM
Since when is power measured in years?
If we measure intergalactic distances in years, why not power. But we should standardize and use Celsius years.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 4:01 PM
response to LARP clip: Okaaaaaaay. *eye roll*
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 4:15 PM
I use Kelvin years.
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 4:59 PM
Since when is power measured in years?
Since 1000 watts ago.
Posted by eb | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 5:05 PM
Dang, our coal reserves are only good for a few centuries, I think. Hook him to the grid!
Posted by Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 6:08 PM
They hooked the grid to him, certainly.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 6:11 PM
bzzzzzzzzzap
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 6:44 PM
Pretty general reaction; here's what I wrote before I looked up.
"'Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish..., he added, 'I have a thousand years of power.'"
Then the taser hit.
Posted by Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 8:55 PM
The grammar in that report is atrocious.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 9:00 PM
Grammar and spelling. "Where Officer's where standing"?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 9:00 PM
Yet ANOTHER weird pseudonym for Theodore Beale, I see.
Posted by FL | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 9:30 PM
I'm still fond of this taser story.
Posted by Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 08- 8-05 11:42 PM
I think he said "I'll have a thousand years of power please" and they said "Coming right up sir." And then they tasered him.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 08- 9-05 2:54 PM
This is toatlly my uncle! No joke! It's by far the funniest thing that has ever happened to my family!!
Posted by Scuba | Link to this comment | 08-10-05 11:25 AM