With Katie Holmes rejecting him out of respect for his solemn mission, can Batman be blamed when he turns to his attractive young ward and partner in crime-fighting to meet his emotional and carnal needs? Katie Holmes could have saved Batman from being gay, if only she'd been willing!
What has the world come to when piņa coladas and squirrels get lots of comments and Gay Batman gets no comments at all? Something must be done!
How's this?:
That Batman is such a big girl's blouse!
That's better.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09- 1-05 2:14 PM
Like throwing a batarang down a Mineshaft.
Posted by Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-05 2:16 PM
With Katie Holmes rejecting him out of respect for his solemn mission, can Batman be blamed when he turns to his attractive young ward and partner in crime-fighting to meet his emotional and carnal needs? Katie Holmes could have saved Batman from being gay, if only she'd been willing!
Posted by Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 09- 1-05 4:31 PM