Re: I Wear Genes

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I had variations on that experience all over Italy. I'm almost convinced they are cyborgs.

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2

There's an Italian woman we deal with at work for all our furniture needs.

All of them?

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3

Every last one.

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4

I bet this was done when it was extremely hot and humid, too, and she had not a hair out of place at the end.

My creases fade and my hair frizzes if I even read about a humid day.

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5

She must be as discreet as she is impervious to muss.

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6

She also may need to be discrete, if she deals with all of these needs simultaneously.

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7

And to have a very strong back.

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