Re: Re-Crisis

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ogged has a lot in common with John Emerson.

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For a second there, I thought you wrote "Pre-Crisis", and I thought to myself, "What do Earth 1 and Earth 2 have to do with anything?"

Then it hit me, I've been wasting my life. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go cry in the corner.

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go, go cry in the corner.

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Whatever happened to cry, cry, masturbate cry?

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Michael: You can't tell me what to do! You're not my Mom! Wait, maybe you are. You never know with the relative anonymity of the Internet and all.

profgrrrrl: I already did that this morning.

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Whatever happened to cry, cry, masturbate cry?

this

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Okay fine, cry, cry, cry while masturbating, cry.

Ogged is John Emerson.

John Emerson is Ogged's ownmost potentiality of being.

CCMC is John Emerson's ownmost potentiality of being.

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Not to be outstripped?

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I, by contrast, am now the first result on Google for "hedgehog impersonator."

The truly scary thing is that there really is a second result on Google as well...

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does it have to do with The Village?

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My sweet Lord!

Google "hedgehog impersonator" (with the quotes) and see who comes second to Prof. DeLong.

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I hope you're out having a life or primping for a date or some such, and not at work on the weekend, ogged.

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At work, b-dub.

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What, still? Are we supposed to believe this? Oh, baa, better call Face and Hannibal....

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