Re: Hard To Be Virtuous

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Maybe he's not noble and selfless, but just has the rare kink for average-size women.

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Cruel, ogged, to hotlink the word "hottie" and then lead me nowhere.

Did you also glue quarters to the sidewalk as a child?

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Waddya mean, Joe? The link works for me.

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Yeah, I can't look at Roger Federer's girlfriend either.

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4 written before 3 was posted.

This is the message that I get:

"The following error was encountered:

Access Denied.

Access control configuration prevents your request from being allowed at this time. Please contact your service provider if you feel this is incorrect.

Your cache administrator is root. "

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Ok, I copied the images to my server, should work now.

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You just had to refresh the page, anyway.

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PHEW.

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Personally I subscribe to the theory that a marriage takes place when two people meet and simultaneously realize this is the best they are going to get.


But who says Clive Owen's wife is average looking? She's a hottie.

Geez Louise.

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what Tripp said.

Cripes, if that's considered "settling" for someone then, ... then... well something.

She's friggin hot.

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By your logic, isn't Roger Federer the more virtuous for marrying a hottie but then sticking with her through thick and thin?

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Hottie inflation.

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Federer still has hope, though.

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I was going to say, she's gorgeous. She's not actressy looking (i.e., not the frail body-type we beat to death in the Dove thread) but in person would probably be more appealing than lots of actresses. I do have to agree with Tia about her clothes sense, though, some of those outfits are just odd.

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Hasn't anyone told you it's not nice to beat frail-body types to death?

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Is it just a trick of the camera or did Federer's girlfriend's head double in size?

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I think she just put on a lot of weight.

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Due date?

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Frail body-types do not feel pleasure or pain, so you can treat them pretty much anyway you want.

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Up to a certain point it's considered virtuous; after that point, the wife starts to look like a beard. For instance, everyone assumes Hugh Jackman is gay because he's better-looking (and younger) than his wife.

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ac, also that Peter Allen performance.

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I know I purposefully changed the hyphenation from 14 in 15 in order to make a joke, but am unsure if John is doing the same thing to me.

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WD I didn't get the original joke, so I repeated it.

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Up to a certain point it's considered virtuous; after that point, the wife starts to look like a beard. For instance, everyone assumes Hugh Jackman is gay because he's better-looking (and younger) than his wife.

so is Bush Senior gay?

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Oh, *Roger Federer*. I thought you said Kevin Federline, about which pretty much the same could be said.

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