Re: Him Again?

1

I will call you when things go wrong, but not only then. Let's talk first about this very wrong thing, namely, that people are putting cauliflower on pizza.

horizontal rule
2

That is wrong. Is it, however, as wrong as putting sweet corn on pizza, as they do in the UK. (NB: While Pizza Hut pizza is tolerable in the US, it is disgusting in the UK.)

horizontal rule
3

pizza requires spinach. This is often forgotten.

horizontal rule
4

Straight cauliflower is wrong. Broccoflower on a white pizza may be acceptable. I just saw yet another hybridized caulisomething, but I forgot what it was (it was orange). Maybe soon they'll cross cauliflower with pepperoni.

horizontal rule
5

What I miss most about living in Chicago: Giordano's deep dish spinach pizza, delivered to my dorm.

So the solution, Ogged - have a spinach pizza delivered to them in your name.

horizontal rule
6

Giordano's deep dish spinach pizza

Mmmmmmmm.

horizontal rule
7

Ring them the next day, or at some other appropriate interval, to say, "Listen, I just wanted to say thanks for getting that problem sorted out so quickly". Provided, of course, they have got it sorted so quickly that it could be praiseworthy.

Or, can you ever ring them just to ask a question about something? Especially if you kinda think you know the answer but they can feel good by telling you.

horizontal rule
8

Or, can you ever ring them just to ask a question about something?

Yeah, call 'em up and ask them if they'd like to talk about Jesus. Or ask whether they're wearing something sexy.

horizontal rule