Re: I'll Never Have Sex Again

1

Ingenious.

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2

Are you insinuating that they were having mid-labor sex?

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3

Methinks you've been, what do the kids say, "punk'd".

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4

Tell him not to look. The goddess Lochia will curse his virility. It may be too late.

My sister called her daughter about 20 times during the daughter's two days of labor. The last time was right when the baby was crowning. My sister heard his first cry. That one time, her daughter was pissed.

Her daughter-in-law is now pregnant, and I suggested she choose a delivery room with an unlisted number.

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5

At least it wasn't D's sister-in-law you called, right?

Well congratulations to D's brother and sister-in-law, and welcomes to D's new neice, whoever you are.

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6

Why did he still have his phone on?

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7

Why did he answer it on about the eleventh time?

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8

Hell, ogged, why did you let it ring about 10 times?

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9

Will you ever be able to use your cell phone again, after participating in such a disgusting moment?

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10

He just won't find D's brother attractive anymore...

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11

Was it a picture phone? Where are the pictures?!

I can take it!

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