Tell him not to look. The goddess Lochia will curse his virility. It may be too late.
My sister called her daughter about 20 times during the daughter's two days of labor. The last time was right when the baby was crowning. My sister heard his first cry. That one time, her daughter was pissed.
Her daughter-in-law is now pregnant, and I suggested she choose a delivery room with an unlisted number.
Ingenious.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:19 PM
Are you insinuating that they were having mid-labor sex?
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:25 PM
Methinks you've been, what do the kids say, "punk'd".
Posted by Matt F | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:31 PM
Tell him not to look. The goddess Lochia will curse his virility. It may be too late.
My sister called her daughter about 20 times during the daughter's two days of labor. The last time was right when the baby was crowning. My sister heard his first cry. That one time, her daughter was pissed.
Her daughter-in-law is now pregnant, and I suggested she choose a delivery room with an unlisted number.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:40 PM
At least it wasn't D's sister-in-law you called, right?
Well congratulations to D's brother and sister-in-law, and welcomes to D's new neice, whoever you are.
Posted by Saheli | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:44 PM
Why did he still have his phone on?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:47 PM
Why did he answer it on about the eleventh time?
Posted by Sam K | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:18 AM
Hell, ogged, why did you let it ring about 10 times?
Posted by Sam K | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:18 AM
Will you ever be able to use your cell phone again, after participating in such a disgusting moment?
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:28 AM
He just won't find D's brother attractive anymore...
Posted by bill | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 7:21 AM
Was it a picture phone? Where are the pictures?!
I can take it!
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 1:51 PM