If you were Chris Rock, it would probably be funny. Which excuses a lot.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:12 PM
(Hmm. Looking at that in print, it implies that you aren't funny, which wasn't my intent. Just that the funnier you are, which in Rock's case is plenty, the more slack you get.)
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:14 PM
I was going to make a comment along the lines of 1, but I would have meant to imply that you aren't funny.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:16 PM
AFAIK, you have succeeded in implying it.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:17 PM
Thanks for your contribution, Ben.
Hey, now that you're both here: are you up for restarting the reading group?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:17 PM
In theory, yes.
I was just complaining to someone about its zombie state, in fact.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:21 PM
Actually, I only enjoyed the first half of CR's last standup, and then just barely.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 4:41 PM
Lizard Breath lacks the necessary killer instinct.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 7:16 PM
Maybe she's a lover, not a fighter.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 7:28 PM
Is not the killer instinct to be found in lovers?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 7:43 PM
She's got quite the finishing move, actually.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 8:08 PM
Re: 8
LB's mean as a snake when riled (she's a natural born litigator). She just acts nice here (usually).
Posted by Idealist | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 8:32 PM
Sometimes. When my first wife was a senior in high school, this woman was her manager at a Kroger grocery store in Greensboro.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 10:52 PM
Given what you've said about your first wife, they must have made quite a pair.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 10:59 PM
I don't think I've ever said much of anything here about the first wife. Just the crazy blonde between the two.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 11:29 PM
Oops, sorry, yes, that's who I was thinking of.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 11:30 PM
Depends on whether it had rims.
Posted by Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 09-28-05 1:16 AM
If you were Chris Rock, it would probably be funny. Which excuses a lot.
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:12 PM
(Hmm. Looking at that in print, it implies that you aren't funny, which wasn't my intent. Just that the funnier you are, which in Rock's case is plenty, the more slack you get.)
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:14 PM
I was going to make a comment along the lines of 1, but I would have meant to imply that you aren't funny.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:16 PM
AFAIK, you have succeeded in implying it.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:17 PM
Thanks for your contribution, Ben.
Hey, now that you're both here: are you up for restarting the reading group?
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:17 PM
In theory, yes.
I was just complaining to someone about its zombie state, in fact.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 2:21 PM
Actually, I only enjoyed the first half of CR's last standup, and then just barely.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 4:41 PM
Lizard Breath lacks the necessary killer instinct.
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 7:16 PM
Maybe she's a lover, not a fighter.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 7:28 PM
Is not the killer instinct to be found in lovers?
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 7:43 PM
She's got quite the finishing move, actually.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 8:08 PM
Re: 8
LB's mean as a snake when riled (she's a natural born litigator). She just acts nice here (usually).
Posted by Idealist | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 8:32 PM
Is not the killer instinct to be found in lovers?
Sometimes. When my first wife was a senior in high school, this woman was her manager at a Kroger grocery store in Greensboro.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 10:52 PM
Given what you've said about your first wife, they must have made quite a pair.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 10:59 PM
I don't think I've ever said much of anything here about the first wife. Just the crazy blonde between the two.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 11:29 PM
Oops, sorry, yes, that's who I was thinking of.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-27-05 11:30 PM
Depends on whether it had rims.
Posted by Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 09-28-05 1:16 AM