The above seems much less insensitive if you realize I wasn't thinking that the storm was about to hit Texas. Rather, I was just trying to articulate that I hate Texas.
I'm fairly sure I know the answer, but after my subtext comments earlier today I'm not sure I should say that ogged is claiming to have an enormous cock.
I like the ambiguity of the post -- depending on how you read it, the phrase "the second biggest cock in the world" could be (1) the caption of the picture or (2) a parenthetical clause describing Andrew Sullivan, Fontana Labs, or Mother Nature. Although I don't think this is the time to taunting Mother Nature like that.
Noting the difficulty medical examiners have had in identifying the dead from Hurricane Katrina, Ms. Blanco offered morbid advice to those who refuse to evacuate. "Perhaps they should write their Social Security numbers on their arms in indelible ink," she said.
Sometimes a storm track is just a storm track.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:03 PM
This is not one of those times.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:04 PM
If it's spotted, it better go to the doctor pronto.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:08 PM
It seems to be thrusting into the Atlantic from the Gulf, though. Is that the dialectic at work?
Posted by John Emerson | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:35 PM
Did you really beat me to this by over 30min? That'll teach me to refresh.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 6:43 PM
By extrapolation, the asshole is somewhere in Texas.
Seems about right.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:04 PM
The above seems much less insensitive if you realize I wasn't thinking that the storm was about to hit Texas. Rather, I was just trying to articulate that I hate Texas.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:09 PM
or that W. is likely in Texas right now.
I think.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:31 PM
I put the period after the W 'cause I'm classy.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:31 PM
Also, it'd luck really out of place if you put it before.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:34 PM
Spotted Dick back on menu
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:37 PM
OK, you got me. Where's the first largest?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:38 PM
I can't believe you have to ask.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:40 PM
There goes the fellowship!
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:41 PM
Look, I meant look!
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:43 PM
Biggest cock in the world … biggest cock in the world &hellip biggest—oh! Duh. It was right there in front of me all along.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:45 PM
And everyone else, for that matter.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:46 PM
It's cocknormous.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:46 PM
But seriously. Where is it?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:51 PM
This isn't like you, Bridgeplate.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:53 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one puzzled by the nature of the first biggest cock in the world.
It can't be that chalk man in the UK- he is tiny compared to the satellite cock.
But I am notoriously slow.
Posted by winna | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:54 PM
if you tell Standpipe, he/she is on his/her way there, post-haste.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:54 PM
I'm fairly sure I know the answer, but after my subtext comments earlier today I'm not sure I should say that ogged is claiming to have an enormous cock.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 8:57 PM
well we can't all have text comments.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 9:00 PM
Oh oh oh! I know.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 9:01 PM
I like the ambiguity of the post -- depending on how you read it, the phrase "the second biggest cock in the world" could be (1) the caption of the picture or (2) a parenthetical clause describing Andrew Sullivan, Fontana Labs, or Mother Nature. Although I don't think this is the time to taunting Mother Nature like that.
Posted by Becks | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 9:05 PM
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Posted by [redacted] | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 9:06 PM
Noting the difficulty medical examiners have had in identifying the dead from Hurricane Katrina, Ms. Blanco offered morbid advice to those who refuse to evacuate. "Perhaps they should write their Social Security numbers on their arms in indelible ink," she said.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-22-05 9:19 PM
Damn, that Florida is looking hot. I might have to nuzzle Fort Myers a bit.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 09-23-05 7:59 AM