and the bartender notices that the joke lights up, while the rabbi and the priest are shuffling around, embarrassed. It's obvious that the three didn't come together. Finally, the bartender decides to ask the joke what's up. "I think it's weird for them, meeting like this," the joke says. "You see, they're very frequently in me."
A priest, a rabbi, and an epidemiologist walk into a bar. They toss a few back, and start noisily congratulating each other about how well they've followed the dictates of the others' professions. The epidemiologist says to the rabbi, "Shlomo, jolly old chap, I never eat pork." Then the rabbi says to the priest, "Father Collins, I haven't touched meat on Friday for ten years." Then the priest says to the epidemiologist, "Dr. Robinson, I always wear condoms."
Regarding public health jokes - hmmmm. I suppose I know a few, but they are fairly dated, and pretty much all gross, having to do with diseases such as TB or VD.
Still, I hear TB is making a comeback, so I'm saving that one for later.
A priest, a rabbi, and a joke walk into a bar...
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 12:35 AM
and the bartender notices that the joke lights up, while the rabbi and the priest are shuffling around, embarrassed. It's obvious that the three didn't come together. Finally, the bartender decides to ask the joke what's up. "I think it's weird for them, meeting like this," the joke says. "You see, they're very frequently in me."
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 1:07 AM
Of all of those searches, the one that puzzles me is "public health jokes". Are there public health jokes? And why would they be here?
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 5:45 AM
A priest, a rabbi, and an epidemiologist walk into a bar...
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 6:30 AM
I find the desire to know more about "Italian semites" interesting.
Also the specificity of the person looking for big breasts minus nudity and pornography.
Posted by Timothy Burke | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 6:47 AM
The big breast googler was probably looking for information about back pain or where to find bras or some such.
Posted by Cala | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 7:47 AM
A priest, a rabbi, and an epidemiologist walk into a bar. They toss a few back, and start noisily congratulating each other about how well they've followed the dictates of the others' professions. The epidemiologist says to the rabbi, "Shlomo, jolly old chap, I never eat pork." Then the rabbi says to the priest, "Father Collins, I haven't touched meat on Friday for ten years." Then the priest says to the epidemiologist, "Dr. Robinson, I always wear condoms."
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 9:04 AM
I was wondering when we would start banjoing our pecs around here.
Posted by text | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 1:06 PM
i\'ve slept with so many arab men
Ever had to get it off your chest, but didn't know who to tell?
Posted by Sam K | Link to this comment | 09-24-05 3:37 PM
I've gotten 3,000 hits in the past two days on the search string "tess smith", thanks to this post.
Other notables this month:
348 - testicles
104 - nude teens
92 - pedophiles
63 - dead meat
52 - naked protestors
50 - mooseknuckle
46 - massive penis
35 - suck off
13 - ass like that
9 - monkeyporn
8 - buttsex
7 - grandmas ass
7 - lick it and stick it
5 - clitorious
4 - bulge package
2 - twelve inch pianist
1 - ashamed of their vaginas
1 - deep fried brussels sprouts
1 - girls that wear buttons to school
1 - if we were the last two people on earth i bet we could do it
1 - mommy wont click
1 - mother teresa was a bitch
1 - spank me: fuke me
1 - where y'all from bitch
1 - your eyes remind me of diamonds because diamonds are expensive
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-25-05 3:33 AM
Another interesting exercise is to look at the search string hits starting with "how to". Here are mine this month:
how to grow marijuana [8 hits!]
how to drive women wild [6 hits!]
how to ask who's calling
how to be a professional sprinter
how to belch on command
how to break glass without shattering
how to build a robospanker
how to burp on command swallow air
how to catch a monkey
how to compare camera
how to confront your fears
how to do dre drums
how to fix the deficit
how to fuck on sofa
how to make your own alcohol solar still dennis smith
how to say fluffy cat in german
how to teach a sparrow to sing
how to write in binary code
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-25-05 3:40 AM
re: 11
The scariest thing about some of those hits is how many pages of results some of those people must have gone through to get to your site.
Posted by pdf23ds | Link to this comment | 09-25-05 6:34 PM
Regarding public health jokes - hmmmm. I suppose I know a few, but they are fairly dated, and pretty much all gross, having to do with diseases such as TB or VD.
Still, I hear TB is making a comeback, so I'm saving that one for later.
Posted by Tripp | Link to this comment | 09-26-05 9:24 AM