Enlarge your penis!
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 6:18 PM
He said he'd be without computer.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 6:50 PM
mmmm, meaty
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 7:02 PM
I hesitate to click on your link, PG, for fear that 3 is in response to 1.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 7:10 PM
Would you like to make more sex? Sure, we all do.
Posted by Pete "Pipi" Gland-Dabster | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:26 PM
C'mon, that's a little baroque for you, SB.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:29 PM
Please 'splain.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:31 PM
I thought your pseudonym's pseudonym was, you know, gilding the lily.
Unless -- that's your real name!!
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:32 PM
I thought it would be appropriate to use one of my porn -themed names.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:36 PM
Not fair. Some of us don't have enough letters for that.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:40 PM
You're welcome to borrow some of mine. Last time I tried to shed a couple, though, ogged's eyes red-lined the gagoing-o-meter and he called me an impostor. So proceed with caution.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:48 PM
Len R. Losr isn't the best porn name, I suppose.
Rose Lllrn? You need more vowels.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:50 PM
Or move to Wales.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:50 PM
Click here to get Cymru and ke ep going a1l nite!
Posted by Stndpp Brdgplt | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:57 PM
Like Rrose Selavy.
Posted by Kriston | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 10:47 PM
I want one of these names!
Best I can come up with is grop l. frrr -- with the stipulation that I want one of those lines over the o to make it a long o. :)
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 10:51 PM
I think I've already annoyed dsquared enough without faking Welshness.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:10 PM
Of course, if you like birds and spell out slow learner, you can have "all wren eros," which I imagine blinking in red neon over the seedy streets....
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:13 PM
NB: Noseflow.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:48 PM
If I use my first and last name, we arrive at this:
Ben W: forgoe fry
Sorry, Ben. No more bacon for you. The spirits have spoken.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:17 AM
Rearranging my real name (Russ Barnes) yields Ass Burners, which is particularly appropriate here. And at the Mineshaft. Apostropher: Hot Rape Pros.
Posted by Incontinetntia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:37 AM
I have no idea how that non-word got into the name field of the previous comment.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:38 AM
rearranging my full name (middle name included) yields the following: mannish guy available.
maybe it's true that all "women" posing as such on the internet are actually men.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:50 AM
Gayer Motel?
Eat Me Glory?
Oral Gym Tee?
El Meat Orgy?
Meaty Ogler?
Merely Goat?
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:00 AM
I'm afraid the best I can do is .L.
Posted by L. | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:04 AM
16: macron.
Posted by L. | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:05 AM
Rre 15:
Dans le sommeil de Rrose Sélavy il ya un nain sorti d'un puits qui vient manger son pain, la nuit.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:06 AM
Halt! Rid zebra!
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:10 AM
Benjamin Wolfson: Jewsnob Onanfilm.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:11 AM
That may not have been in good taste.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:16 AM
Fontana Labs = Banana Lofts.
Perhaps the opposite of the mineshaft.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:28 AM
That's the upstairs lounge at The Mineshaft.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:30 AM
But it does suggest "juice knob" and so "knob juice", which brings us by a commodeless, viscous rejerkulation back to goopy liquids and environs.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:33 AM
Panic broke out when there was an Egg Found at the Banana Lofts. It's strictly bananas-only allowed.
It's a VIP room, after all.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:34 AM
Matthew Yglesias = With Gayest Males.
ATM.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:48 AM
Magic nun henna zen ile bath.
(That's including my middle name.)
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:49 AM
Tia Maria gets you something you might sing at the moment of climax: Mait Aria.
Or maybe what one hip hop artist said to the other when asked how hard he wanted it: "ram, aaiit."
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:51 AM
Magic nun henna zen ile bath = I'm a thin, zen, changeable nun.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:52 AM
So true, really.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:54 AM
Wow.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:57 AM
You could call your blog "Ace Permuted Gets Reflective".
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:00 AM
40: Oww
Or, what you say after a too-long night at the mineshaft.
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:01 AM
I would beware of ac -- although this zen nun thing sounds pretty peaceful,
In Men he hunt, Cannibal Gaze
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:02 AM
42 - But not at the Banana Lofts, where activities are restricted to knob-juicing only.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:03 AM
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to improve on M.C. Weiner.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:20 AM
Although.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:22 AM
Ogged's real name is just about useless for anagrams, by the way.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:32 AM
I've got joc shrines
Posted by Sam K | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:33 AM
Apo, I didn't know you were one of the Elect. Now I feel extra special for having seen your nipple.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:37 AM
Now I can't remember what moved me to tell him my real name.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:38 AM
A Melody Jar.
Major Delay.
Army Lad Joe!
Mad Joy Earl.
Alarmed Joy.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:41 AM
Ah, I found it. Ok, that was a good reason.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:41 AM
You need a real name to post bail for somebody.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:44 AM
41 in re what?
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:08 AM
In re 38, some deduction, and a pop culture reference. Should I elaborate?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:36 AM
Ah. I get the pop culture reference. That did have a familiar ring.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:48 AM
Enlarge your penis!
Posted by tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 6:18 PM
He said he'd be without computer.
Posted by Michael | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 6:50 PM
mmmm, meaty
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 7:02 PM
I hesitate to click on your link, PG, for fear that 3 is in response to 1.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 7:10 PM
Would you like to make more sex? Sure, we all do.
Posted by Pete "Pipi" Gland-Dabster | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:26 PM
C'mon, that's a little baroque for you, SB.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:29 PM
Please 'splain.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:31 PM
I thought your pseudonym's pseudonym was, you know, gilding the lily.
Unless -- that's your real name!!
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:32 PM
I thought it would be appropriate to use one of my porn -themed names.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:36 PM
Not fair. Some of us don't have enough letters for that.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:40 PM
You're welcome to borrow some of mine. Last time I tried to shed a couple, though, ogged's eyes red-lined the gagoing-o-meter and he called me an impostor. So proceed with caution.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:48 PM
Len R. Losr isn't the best porn name, I suppose.
Rose Lllrn? You need more vowels.
Posted by washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:50 PM
Or move to Wales.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:50 PM
Click here to get Cymru and ke ep going a1l nite!
Posted by Stndpp Brdgplt | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:57 PM
Len R. Losr isn't the best porn name, I suppose.
Rose Lllrn? You need more vowels.
Like Rrose Selavy.
Posted by Kriston | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 10:47 PM
I want one of these names!
Best I can come up with is grop l. frrr -- with the stipulation that I want one of those lines over the o to make it a long o. :)
Posted by profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 10:51 PM
I think I've already annoyed dsquared enough without faking Welshness.
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:10 PM
Of course, if you like birds and spell out slow learner, you can have "all wren eros," which I imagine blinking in red neon over the seedy streets....
Posted by slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:13 PM
NB: Noseflow.
Posted by ben wolfson | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:48 PM
If I use my first and last name, we arrive at this:
Ben W: forgoe fry
Sorry, Ben. No more bacon for you. The spirits have spoken.
Posted by Chopper | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:17 AM
Rearranging my real name (Russ Barnes) yields Ass Burners, which is particularly appropriate here. And at the Mineshaft. Apostropher: Hot Rape Pros.
Posted by Incontinetntia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:37 AM
I have no idea how that non-word got into the name field of the previous comment.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:38 AM
rearranging my full name (middle name included) yields the following: mannish guy available.
maybe it's true that all "women" posing as such on the internet are actually men.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:50 AM
Gayer Motel?
Eat Me Glory?
Oral Gym Tee?
El Meat Orgy?
Meaty Ogler?
Merely Goat?
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:00 AM
I'm afraid the best I can do is .L.
Posted by L. | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:04 AM
16: macron.
Posted by L. | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:05 AM
Rre 15:
Dans le sommeil de Rrose Sélavy il ya un nain sorti d'un puits qui vient manger son pain, la nuit.
Posted by My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:06 AM
Halt! Rid zebra!
Posted by LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:10 AM
Benjamin Wolfson: Jewsnob Onanfilm.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:11 AM
That may not have been in good taste.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:16 AM
Fontana Labs = Banana Lofts.
Perhaps the opposite of the mineshaft.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:28 AM
That's the upstairs lounge at The Mineshaft.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:30 AM
But it does suggest "juice knob" and so "knob juice", which brings us by a commodeless, viscous rejerkulation back to goopy liquids and environs.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:33 AM
Panic broke out when there was an Egg Found at the Banana Lofts. It's strictly bananas-only allowed.
It's a VIP room, after all.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:34 AM
Matthew Yglesias = With Gayest Males.
ATM.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:48 AM
Magic nun henna zen ile bath.
(That's including my middle name.)
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:49 AM
Tia Maria gets you something you might sing at the moment of climax: Mait Aria.
Or maybe what one hip hop artist said to the other when asked how hard he wanted it: "ram, aaiit."
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:51 AM
Magic nun henna zen ile bath = I'm a thin, zen, changeable nun.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:52 AM
So true, really.
Posted by ac | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:54 AM
Wow.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:57 AM
You could call your blog "Ace Permuted Gets Reflective".
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:00 AM
40: Oww
Or, what you say after a too-long night at the mineshaft.
Posted by Tia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:01 AM
I would beware of ac -- although this zen nun thing sounds pretty peaceful,
In Men he hunt, Cannibal Gaze
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:02 AM
42 - But not at the Banana Lofts, where activities are restricted to knob-juicing only.
Posted by silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:03 AM
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to improve on M.C. Weiner.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:20 AM
Although.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:22 AM
Ogged's real name is just about useless for anagrams, by the way.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:32 AM
I've got joc shrines
Posted by Sam K | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:33 AM
Apo, I didn't know you were one of the Elect. Now I feel extra special for having seen your nipple.
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:37 AM
Now I can't remember what moved me to tell him my real name.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:38 AM
A Melody Jar.
Major Delay.
Army Lad Joe!
Mad Joy Earl.
Alarmed Joy.
Posted by Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:41 AM
Ah, I found it. Ok, that was a good reason.
Posted by ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:41 AM
You need a real name to post bail for somebody.
Posted by apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:44 AM
41 in re what?
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:08 AM
In re 38, some deduction, and a pop culture reference. Should I elaborate?
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:36 AM
Ah. I get the pop culture reference. That did have a familiar ring.
Posted by Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:48 AM