Re: Well, I'll Be Drowned

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I disagree with the first part. Like, the first and last one here?

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Also, he shows respect (7/11). Though it does seem that it was better when it was sporadic, which I think means before someone started paying him.

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I don't know if it's that he's being payed or that his anger seems to have gotten the better of his humor.

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My theory was something like, the humor through extreme anger thing can't be done on a schedule. When there isn't a special inspiring outrage it just comes off as anger. I don't know that his anger level has increased (though I don't keep up with it anymore, so...).

Tiger Beat! Zombies! The last one I think supports my "What fresh hell is this?" theory. As does Katrina. We need more and fresher outrages every week so David Rees can be funny on schedule!

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payed

ogged?

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I was trying to be nice.

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I'm thinking of applying to Harvard. What's the problem?

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You'll need to do better than that.

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When I was applying, I asked my high school English teacher for a recommendation and he told me "no." Thank God for affirmative action!

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Now Matthew is just trying to prove Wolfson right. Which is unpardonable, and so I'm afraid Yglesias is banned.

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God, everything is funnier back in the day. When will you all realize that "back in the day" marks you as an uber dork?

For what it's worth, I smiled at the Katrina Get Your War On strips, but don't think he really hit his stride until post-9/11 meant surrendering civil liberties while invading countries that had no demonstrable link to Sept.11.

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Snees, I think you've become the not-so-cool uncle who gives advice on how to be cool. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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Thanks. When I need advice from the woodwind group at band camp, I'll give you a buzz.

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That's some kind of dirty euphemism, isn't it?

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Snees, that's just ridiculous. Even my smiles are smiling? C'mon.

(A former bandie tells me that the order of coolness goes woodwinds, high to low, brass, high to low, drums. That's increasing.)

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What do you call someone who hangs around musicians all the time?

Matt W.'s bandie friend, who was a drummer in band camp.

I also doubt that tubas outrank trumpets.

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"I also doubt that tubas outrank trumpets"

And oboes outrank piccolos and clarinets, so no.

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He was a clarinetist, actually. Said the drummers all were in real bands and got play. If you can't see that tubas are cooler than trumpets I just feel sorry for you. With the oboes we might have to break it down--one reed beats two reeds, leaving oboe as the lamest instrument evar.

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Your comment runs the gamut from fuck to oboe.

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Tubas are cooler than trumpets in a geeky sort of way, but trumpets are cooler than tubas in every other way. I say this as a big fan of tubas. Who do you think is cooler, the dude sputting out the bassline on a tune on the Spanish radio station, or the dude who played the solo on "Blue Pepper (Far East of the Blues)"?

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In the brass camp trumpets rule, and I say this as a French Horn player.

For woodwinds I'd say, I dunno, saxophone.

And drummers? Get real. Some are cool, but the bass drum player doesn't have much going on.

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Maybe Weiner meant drumkitters.

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People need to see what Matt did in 18. The narrative structure of the universe is governed by Unfogged catchphrases! Last one to publish in Social Text is a torpid hermeneut.

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