Re: Yakuza

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Ha. "A buddy of mine said, hey, the two damaging ones were named Ivan and Katrina? Coincidence? I think not."

I call bullshit.

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It's tough to take these warnings seriously when you consider that Stevens' thoughts are almost certainly being controlled by orbiting government satellites.

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3

satellites

I subscribe to the "lone satellite" theory.

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4

One can never prove a negative. But I heard it was Big Oil using US government lasers to steer the hurricane to drive up the price of gas.

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If this were a movie, the Yakuza would now be compelled to seek out and expose the real culprits in order to clear their name.

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6

I thought the hurricaines were/are George Bush's fault?

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The second satellite in the gassy hole?

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{Bends over, looks.}

Nope.

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I thought the hurricaines were/are George Bush's fault?

Nah. Maybe you are thinking of the sugarcaines, which Bush promotes with CAFTA. That's pissing off a bunch of upper midwest sugar beet farmers.

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>Although the theories espoused by Stevens - scalar weapons, global dimming - are definitely on the scientific fringe today, there are thousands of Web sites that mention such phenomena.

yea! internet!

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11

So, what, is Nagasaki pocket change? I'm guessing there's a bit of an inter-city rivalry going on here. These must be Hiroshiman Yakuza

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12

Like most of the rest of Idaho, the "Idaho State Journal" is a hoax. Those kinds of people don't exist.

Let's exercise some critical thinking, guys! Let's not fall for everything that Jon Stewart dreams up.

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