Re: This is my house!

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I'll commence trying my best to drive this blog into oblivion.

This post is an excellent start!

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No, please don't. This blog is like the daily dinner party we wish that we all could attend. Real life is not so witty most of the time.

Damn ogged and his stupid hiatus!

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So you are, at this moment, dancing around the blog in Ray-Bans and tighty-whities?

Disturbing, if true.

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No, I'm making out with Katie Holmes. Silently.

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If Unfogged gets more superkoranic, that's some consolation. Plus, the world gets a cure for cancer.

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Time to do the dishes.

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Who will protect this house?

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8

Gus, your wife is a bigfoot.

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I thought Katie Holmes was hot in Batman, though she's not always hot. She could be the next Drew Barrymore in that respect.

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The Gift is the movie for Katie Holmes hottness.

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In Batman Katie's acting was teh suck. This distracted me.

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Yes, but in The Gift, Katie's pom-poms are teh exposed. Even more distracting.

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From what?

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I'm pretty sure the movie had a plot, but I lost track of it about that point.

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That was roughly the idea expressed in a scene from Harold and Kumar. Though in a slightly more vulgar manner.

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